Thursday, April 5, 2007

Kung Fu Update



Daisuke Matsuzaka has had a few control issues early but is currently handling the Royals' lineup. MLB.tv is currently issuing a free trial, so you can watch that shit at work. Unlike CBS' March Madness On Demand, however, there is no "Boss Button" (which muted the broadcast and displayed a generic spreadsheet--incredibly awesome).

In Augusta, the biggest news is Phil Mickelson. And no, by biggest I mean not his prodigious man-breasts. The defending Masters champ is currently +5 through 13 holes, throwing into jeopardy the entry of one Asshole Yankee Fan. His Russelson team in the Masters Invitation is the only one featuring Big Sexy.

Among other players who've finished and are being counted on by Invitational participants: Davis Love (72), Tim Clark (71) and Vaughn Taylor (71). Not bad. My team is anchored by Geoff Ogilvy (+4 through 14), Stewart Cink (+4 through 11), Henrik Stenson (-1 through 16) and Brett Wetterich (-1 through 9). A composite six-over is not going to get this done, boys.

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