Thank God The Masters Is Over
I suppose we need to wrap this bad bitch up. The Masters Invitational has concluded, and the final round showdown between Booze and Slinger-Re was somethin' spesh. The big surprise is not that Booze prevailed 62-64, but that Tiger Woods did not perform the heavy lifting for this band of heavy drinkers. No, that was left to John Rollins and Rory Sabbatini. To the highlights:
We were all square through five, when former Masters champ Mike Weir dropped a birdie on the sixth hole. Slinger-Re extended the lead to two strokes when both Retief Goosen and David Toms birdied the seventh. Booze took a stroke back on the eighth with Rory Sabbatini’s ridiculous birdie putt, and the fellows went to the turn with Slinger-Re up one.
At the tenth, Toms snared another birdie to push that lead to two strokes. But Booze’s John Rollins took one back on the tough par-four 11th. Both sides parred the 12th, and Tiger Woods tied the score with his eagle on 13. Shockingly, this was Tiger’s only best-ball score for Booze.
Stewart Cink contributed a birdie to the Boozy effort on 14, his only score. This gave Booze his first lead of the day. The two finalists matched scores until 18, when Rollins notched another birdie to give Booze a two-shot win.
The young man took home a couple of bills, assuming any of you deadbeats pay up. Back with more later on everyone’s favorite topic, the Boston Red Sox. By the way, did anyone notice that Zach Johnson’s face is all fucked up? I think his mom fed him applesauce burritos with a slingshot when he was an infant.
We were all square through five, when former Masters champ Mike Weir dropped a birdie on the sixth hole. Slinger-Re extended the lead to two strokes when both Retief Goosen and David Toms birdied the seventh. Booze took a stroke back on the eighth with Rory Sabbatini’s ridiculous birdie putt, and the fellows went to the turn with Slinger-Re up one.
At the tenth, Toms snared another birdie to push that lead to two strokes. But Booze’s John Rollins took one back on the tough par-four 11th. Both sides parred the 12th, and Tiger Woods tied the score with his eagle on 13. Shockingly, this was Tiger’s only best-ball score for Booze.
Stewart Cink contributed a birdie to the Boozy effort on 14, his only score. This gave Booze his first lead of the day. The two finalists matched scores until 18, when Rollins notched another birdie to give Booze a two-shot win.
The young man took home a couple of bills, assuming any of you deadbeats pay up. Back with more later on everyone’s favorite topic, the Boston Red Sox. By the way, did anyone notice that Zach Johnson’s face is all fucked up? I think his mom fed him applesauce burritos with a slingshot when he was an infant.
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