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Thursday, February 11, 2010

Getting To Know Your 2010 U.S. Men's Olympic Hockey Team: Jonathan Quick



We made it, kids. It's the final installment of this get-to-know series, and we can now move to next Tuesday's first American Winter Olympic hockey contest with a bit more confidence in just who's representing the ol' red, white, and blue. We're proud of all of you for sticking through this cram session, but mostly, we're proud of the porn-site commenter that dropped by yesterday. You stay classy, Asian robot. Some quick tidbits on our third and final goaltender after the jump.

Jonathan Quick turned 24 last month. In 2005, he was taken in the third round of the NHL Draft by the Los Angeles Kings. His home town is Milford, Connecticut, and he played his college stick at the University of Massachusetts, where his squad found themselves in the college national championship.

In three seasons at the pro level, Quick has seen action in 101 games, posting a 56-37 record, with a career goals-against average of 2.56, and a save percentage of .908. Just last season, quick led the league in wins with 34, and goals against with an impressive 134 through 54 contests. He has five career shutouts, and I imagine he will, regardless of recent successes, see only limited action in the upcoming Winter Games in Vancouver.
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Thursday, July 5, 2007

Baseball In The Daytime: 7-5-07

On the day after we celebrated kicking Britain's ass in the Revolutionary War, the matinee baseball schedule includes a handful of ass-kicking American pitchers, plus a couple of crappy Asian punching bags. God bless hot dogs, apple pie and overbearing Little League parents.


Leading off are the new kings of day baseball, the Milwaukee Brewers. I don't have scientific research to back this up (actually, I do) but I'm pretty sure I've written more about Milwaukee in this feature than any other major league club. Thank goodness they're in first place, or I'd be really sick of it. The Brew Crew is still ensconced in Pittsburgh, where the Pirates have already taken two of three, including a 5-3 win yesterday. The Bucs go for the series win today behind Tom Gorzelanny, who's vying for the final All-Star nod in the NL, while the Brewers counter with Ben Sheets, who's already on the roster. Should be a good game, too bad it doesn't appear to be on television (XM 184 for the audio, at 10:35 Mountain).

Both Cleveland's C.C. Sabathia and Justin Verlander of Detroit made the AL All-Stars, and they'll face off today at 11 on XM 181 and DTV 734. Commander Cheeseburger's masterful pitching (12-2, 3.20 ERA) is a huge reason that the Indians lead the Central (by two games after last night's Tiger win). Verlander, of course, has hurled a no-hitter in addition to going 9-3 with a 3.18. I always hate it when pricks like Joe Morgan say "I'd pay to see this game," because it rubs the noses of guys like you and me (who actually have to pay to see every game) in their pompous assholes. But if I were Joe Morgan I would pay to see this game. It's a potential gem.

From the Bronx at 11 we get the Twins and Yankees on XM 176 and DTV 735. Both teams will start a rookie pitcher, with Minnesota giving the nod to Kevin Slowey and the Yanks handing the ball to Kei Igawa. If Mike Mussina hadn't run that airplane into that building last year it never would have come to this.

The cleanup game today is Florida at San Diego at 1:35. The Marlins are sort of hanging around in the NL East race at eight games back, while the Padres cling to a one-game lead in the West. You may not see a pitching mismatch this drastic until, I don't know, the end of time, as Jake Peavy takes the mound for the home team opposite Byung-Hyun Kim. I predict a final score of 23-1, and you can tune in to XM 189 and DTV 736 to watch the carnage.

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Sunday, April 29, 2007

The Wind-Up, Vol. 1

There may in fact be no volume two, but I like to stick with the theme...as for the post previous, let me assure the Asian-American Anti-Defamation Society that we here at HoG believe in mutual tolerance, love and respect for all races and creeds at all times, with certain exceptions. And we don't speak in dialect unless we're making fun of midwesterners...oh, wait.

Still, Mr. Chan has a point: Semi-Live Draft Blog ended rather abruptly yesterday. That's because (and the following sentence will not only scare away any reader we have but very likely lose me my posting privileges) my wife and I had to go to a dinner theater in Ft. Collins with my mom and stepdad. We saw "Singin' in the Rain" and they actually made it "rain" onstage.

With water, goddamnit. Not like this. Or this. But yeah, the joke nearly killed me before it finally died in my throat. Nobody at the table would have understood when I threw $13 in singles on the teenage ensemble castmembers/busboys.

So we both had about 10 vodka tonics, ate some pretty seedy prime rib and watched dinner theater. Rock and motherfucking roll. Late that night I flipped on the the flatscreen in mom's basement and saw that my team had selected, in addition to Jarvis Moss, Tim Crowder (DE, Texas) and Ryan Harris (LT, Notre Dame). Today they traded back into the 4th round to take Marcus Thomas (DT, Florida) who was booted off that team last year.

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Wha' Happen?


Me no Asian. Me no Asian at all. But me so confused that they no Vorume Foal to Semi-Rive Dlaft Brog. You, Chief, bleak down Chiefs/Bloncos serections for ouw weadels. Me know nothing. Prease firr us in.
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Sunday, April 15, 2007

Only The Horsehide Was White

The last thing I want to do is bump the comedic brilliance of our Weekend Correspondent down the page. But today is April 15, and that is significant. Not because of the IRS, although I hope you jackasses have paid The Man. No, today is the 60th anniversary of Jackie Robinson’s first game in the bigs, and this event has been typically, nauseatingly overprocessed by the four-letter network.

It wasn’t enough for ESPN to turn the (very cool) NFL Draft into a two-month festival of snores. They then had to create a multimedia assault around the gayness of John Amaechi. ESPN had the publishing rights to Amaechi’s public outing. So they aired dozens of interviews with him, and then took the opportunity to grill every single sports-related figure on Earth about their feelings. Most of the comments were benign and boring, yet LeBron said a few things that made him unpopular in the Bay Area and Tim Hardaway jumped into a pool of burning gasoline. Conveniently, ESPN was there to cover it all, as if it were a random news story.

Now we have the Robinson anniversary. As it so happens, it falls on the same day as ESPN’s Sunday Night Baseball, which has already ruined Opening “Day” this season. So we get the Dodgers facing the Padres, interspersed with millions of clips of Jackie, interviews with old black men, and Joe Morgan telling us about the experience (while staying mighty positive).

A few themes that Joe and the Bristol Machine will beat us over the head with today are: A.) How great and noble baseball is for honoring Jackie in this way, B.) The controversy over who’s wearing Jackie’s No. 42, and C.) The dearth of African-Americans in the game today, how much of a tragedy that is, and what we can do to remedy it.

All three of these themes make me puke. First off, it is the height of hypocrisy for Bud Selig to dry-hump the legacy of Jackie Robinson, when he represents the ownership of Major League Baseball. The only thing that kept Negro Leaguers prior to Robinson out of baseball was the ownership of Major League Baseball. And the only reason Robinson and other early black stars were let in, prior to seminal civil rights events such as Brown vs. Board of Education, the Birmingham bus boycott and the Johnson voting rights legislation was a desire to win baseball games. Plain and simple. Branch Rickey was a good man, and he stuck his neck out at a time when doing so had serious repercussions, but the root of his move was to improve the plight of his historically struggling ball club.

Bud Selig is going to pat himself and his fellow owners on the back so hard tonight that he may require Tommy John surgery. What would be more honest would be an acknowledgement that his predecessors artificially created the color barrier. They should use this day to honor Jackie, yes, but also to be publicly accountable for their stance 60 years ago.

At last count over 150 major leaguers will don Robinson’s No. 42 jersey today. This rubs some, like Torii Hunter, the wrong way. Hunter feels that only African-American players should be allowed to wear Jackie’s digits, which is flat bunk. The significance of Robinson’s achievement was that of creating opportunity, an opportunity that now exists for players of every race and nationality. Why wouldn’t an Asian or Dominican player feel the same debt to Robinson that Hunter does? And why couldn’t a white player show the same respect?

In America we tend to break discussions of race strictly long a black-white border. That ignores the fact that Latinos are the fastest growing demographic in the country and that immigrants from every country, race and ethnicity on the planet call this nation home. Most also play baseball, and for Torii Hunter to exclude them from today’s celebration is just plain ignorant.

Finally, we have this tired debate over the dwindling numbers of black players in MLB. Where have they gone? ask the morons. How can we get them back? Where they’ve gone is to other sports, and they’re not coming back. In 1947 baseball was the biggest sport in the country. Jackie Robinson was a baseball star at UCLA, but he also played varsity football, basketball and ran track. If he were a modern athlete, there’s very little chance he would have gone on to play baseball. He was a good enough running back to make the NFL, which is where he’d probably set up shop today.

These days kids who are good athletes are typically not allowed to play multiple sports. They’re pigeonholed early and placed on traveling summer teams. And baseball today is a very regional sport. Look at the top college and high school teams. With very few exceptions, they’re all in the South and West, where they can focus on the sport year-round. I suppose if you’re a black kid in those areas, you may wind up on a track to the big leagues. But if you’re from the Midwest or Northeast, you’ll more likely end up playing football or basketball.

In addition, the decline in African-American players coincides with a huge influx of Latino and Asian ones. The game has never been better, or more internationally diverse. And many of the black players that remain are superstars, and there are even some that are clean. So when Joe Morgan tells you tonight that it was better back in his day, tell him he’s full of shit. The game is fine.


(Update: The Dodgers-Padres game was as bad as I could have ever expected. I think baseball has made an entire generation hate Jackie Robinson now. The best, and by best I mean worst, was the half-inning that Rachel Robinson, Jackie's widow, spent with John and Joe in the boof. Thanks to Padres' pitcher Chris Young's eternal shittiness, she muct have talked for an hour and a half. Painful.)

(Update No. 2: I don't know who it was, because they didn't put his name on the back of his jersey, but No. 42 for the Dodgers was fucking everywhere last night. He stole like ten bases, pitched well and even made some sparkling defensive plays. I need to get that kid on my fantasy team.) Read more

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Breaking news!




Don Ho is dead
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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

A Morsel of Good in Perpetual Sea of Bad

On my list of things to be done, a preview of The Tradition, and the 2007 Kansas City Chiefs schedule completely trump homework and wedding planning. But they'll have to wait. On the front priority burner simmers some highly deserved props to this man. In case you don't recognize his likeness, he has called baseball games for a little team I like to call the Kansas City Royals since the team's 1969 inception. I'll now pause briefly for each and every one of you to laugh, guffaw, snicker, chuckle, and snort about the debacle that has been this franchise since the '94 strike. Go ahead -- call them AAA, a joke, what have you. I'll be patient. Done? Okay. Good. Let's be serious for a moment, then. My colleague claims that every man loves his hometown guy, his play-by-play man, the voice of his club. And he has, as usual, dry, undercaressed testicles a good point. I totally concur, nor am I an exception to this statement. I will, however, offer that those in the know agree with me when I say that Denny Matthews rules. He knows the game, he knows the teams, he knows numbers like Asians know wontons. And that's been recognized. I know, coveted reader(s), that you are fully capable of following links, and, well, reading. But I'll spare you the labor on this one. Let's talk company.





Vin Scully, Jack Buck, Harry Caray, Joe Garagiola, Bob Uecker. Those names do anything for you? If not, you proably already killed yourself out of boredom prior to completing paragraph one of this post. If so, then you should know that, for Denny Matthews to be honored with the Ford C. Frick award, he must've done something right in the last 38 years. Probably more than once.





And that's really all I have to say about that. Except that we have, pardon the pun, 100% dropped the ball on a little segment we don't like to call "We Are Hot Chicks." We apologize. It will never, evah evah evah evah, happen again, precious reader(s).




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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Self-Fellating Red Sox Post No. 1


I'm a little late with this, unlike my blindingly prescient scoop yesterday. My Red Sox played a game Sunday night and looked like the team everyone feared coming into the season. Since this team is woefully underrated and ignored by the mainstream press, I feel the need to break down this meaningless April game in excruciating detail for you, HoG reader.

Following his miserable start in Kansas City last week, Curt Schilling returned to form. No, not that form, more like the recent Schilling vintage--just replace the bloody sock with a hefty gut. He's an efficient pitcher who stays around the strike zone and knows how to retire hitters. No longer can he blow guys away with gas--much like his former teammate Unit he relies on breaking pitches to induce grounders. Schilling has worked on a change this spring--I was drinking a little too much to know if he used it much in this game.

All of the good guys' scoring came courtesy of Big Papi, who deposited two Vincente Padilla fastballs into the right field bleachers. Padilla is like a poor man's Schilling in that he throws a lot of strikes, but he's kind of dumb in that he throws them predictably and all the time. Joe Morgan made the point that he thinks he can still overpower hitters with his fastball, which in the case of guys like Papi he can not. But we're not here to discuss No. 8 starters on my fantasy team, so let's move on.

After looking off balance through much of the first week, Ortiz is certainly seeing the ball better. I still think he ought to play the field--he's no worse defensively than Youkilis and it would keep him more involved and focused. No one is talking about it, but this offense scares me a little bit right now, and not in the good way. They're relying way too much on Papi and Manny. Varitek has completely lost it, and the filler is substandard. Yook and Lowell are effective, similar in production to what the Sox used to get from Bill Mueller and a non-awful Varitek. But Crisp, Lugo and Pedroia are rough. It may work itself out--they did score 14 runs today against the Mariners. Lugo has promise in the leadoff spot, and Pedroia is just a kid. This may evolve into a typical Red Sox lineup, circa say 2003, but there is work to be done.

Most important to that evolution is J.D. Drew. Am I optimistic about that? Absolutely not, but one can dare to dream. Let's table the Drew dynamic for now, as I'm sure HoG Nation will be subjected to several million words on the topic throughout the summer.

Back to Sunday's game...all was well until Schilling handed the lead to the battered bullpen, where the wheels began to loosen from their lugnuts. Joel Pineiro (can the Administrator insert a few of those Hispanish accent marks in my toolbox please? Are they called tildes?) loaded the bases in less than 15 pitches--it's his signature skill--and the other Javy Lopez had to bail him out. The other Javy Lopez got an out and yielded a run, as he's not a dominant pitcher (the Sox actually sent him down today). Terry Francona has his club teetering on the edge of a cliff and a potential series sweep.

Everyone knows the saga of Papelbon's return to the back of the bullpen. It came with caveats about his workload, and an implicit promise not to overwork the kid. Yet here we were, on the eighth of April, and Francona summons young Pap into an impossible sitch: first and third, one out, a one-run lead and back-to-back All-Stars due to bat on a frigid evening.

All the fucker did was whiff Michael Young, pop up Teixiera, and blow away the last three Rangers of the night. Joe and John were painting the inside of the broadcast booth with semen over Pap's mind-blowing eruption of dominance. He looked filthy, mean and impolite.

And all of a sudden the Boston Red Sox looked like the team to beat in the American League. Beckett turned in his second straight lights-out game today in the home opener, and most of America will see Dice for the first time on Wednesday night. Of course nothing will be decided until the home-and-home serieses with New York in September (sorry Toronto), but the Yanks' pitching looks gruesome. I'm ready for summer.
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Thursday, April 5, 2007

Kung Fu Update



Daisuke Matsuzaka has had a few control issues early but is currently handling the Royals' lineup. MLB.tv is currently issuing a free trial, so you can watch that shit at work. Unlike CBS' March Madness On Demand, however, there is no "Boss Button" (which muted the broadcast and displayed a generic spreadsheet--incredibly awesome).

In Augusta, the biggest news is Phil Mickelson. And no, by biggest I mean not his prodigious man-breasts. The defending Masters champ is currently +5 through 13 holes, throwing into jeopardy the entry of one Asshole Yankee Fan. His Russelson team in the Masters Invitation is the only one featuring Big Sexy.

Among other players who've finished and are being counted on by Invitational participants: Davis Love (72), Tim Clark (71) and Vaughn Taylor (71). Not bad. My team is anchored by Geoff Ogilvy (+4 through 14), Stewart Cink (+4 through 11), Henrik Stenson (-1 through 16) and Brett Wetterich (-1 through 9). A composite six-over is not going to get this done, boys.
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