NFL Draft, Live Blog Edition Alpha

Mock pick #27, San Diego Chargers: Some 'Roided-up Doucheclock...OK, OK, they'll take Carl Nicks OL Nebraska. Because I said so. And he might be anyway. Man, I can't believe we're already on pick #27.

Chargers' actual pick: Antoine Cason DB Arizona. Another good player for this fucking team. Suck it, San Diego.