Wednesday, May 30, 2007

We Are Hot Chicks, Yes We Are


Maxim has to be one of my least favorite magazines. I've always thought it was a waste of time--why not spend your hard-earned paper on some real, honest-to-goodness pornography? Maxim and its legion of imitators (Stuff, FHM, etc.) can spend time on the coffee tables of undergraduate tools. They have no place in the erudite household of Mr. and Mrs. Old No. 7.

At least, that's what I once thought, up until the point that there was a Mrs. Old No. 7. The fact is that the wives tend to frown upon that honest-to-goodness smut. Furthermore, women are by nature obsessed with other beautiful women. My house is often littered with People, Us Weekly, and other such crap. The words are nonsensical, but there are photos of hot actresses. You take what you can get.

Anyway, here at the HoG, we respect the fact that you can find hardcore penetration, squirting, fisting and gay broomstick rides pretty much all over these here Interwebs. We appreciate the fact that you're here, where we may curse up a storm but at least visually we keep it respectable. You never know who's watching. So without further ado, here are a bunch of women covering their nips and hoo-has and not much else:






All photos courtesy of Savvy.com, which is kind of like the Best Buy of softcore poon.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Nips and hoo haas.. Here! Here!

@slushygutter said...

I think girl #1 is covered by rainbow cake sprinkles. And is that a "swimsuit" or some leftover twine from a Home Depot run? Yikes.

Unknown said...

Another fine WAHCW, gentlemen.

Well done,

The Lone Reader