The Biggest Bunch Of Bullshit Ever

Steve McNair got hisself arrested again last night. These things happen, especially when you like to roll around wasted and packin'. So you moralists out there might be questioning McNair's judgment for once again climbing behind the wheel of another car while bombed. You may even stupidly extrapolate that argument into a question of whether McNair has the decision-making abilities to play pro quarterback when he can't even call a cab or hand off the keys.

With every athlete/celebrity DUI, I always wonder why these idiots don't just pay a flunkie to drive them around. Well, it turns out that's exactly what McNair did--his brother-in-law was behind the wheel of a car owned by the Ravens QB. Sure, the brother-in-law was trashed as well, but McNair was riding shotgun. Let me repeat: McNair was not driving the car, but it is registered in his name. Yet Air was arrested and charged with some shit called DUI By Consent, which takes the new title of Studpidest Fucking Law Ever Conceived By Man.

What, exactly, did he do wrong? The brother-in-law should not have been driving, and he will be appropriately punished by the law. But what societal need does this fulfill to bust tipsy passengers? If he had taken a cab but the cabbie had a joint would McNair be facing charges. I can't believe how stupid this is.

One more thing: Fuck the Ravens.