Friday, May 18, 2007

Hide The Weenie

There's really no dancing around it. When something like this happens you can't hide, you can't put the toothpaste back in the tube. Two of America's most accomplished sportsman have sunk into a hideously bitchy catfight, and from the slapping and crying emerged a new bullet in the arsenal of comedy:


Hide The Weenie.

You can read about it here. On ESPN's website, the phrase is removed, called a "graphic sexual description." Actually, it's a harmless euphemism, which is why it will live forever. There is an SNL sketch being written right now that uses the phrase.

Speaking of endless sources of humor, Howard Dean totally saw this coming.




2 comments:

Unknown said...

Much love to LaMond, that took some heart. But who, exactly, is the other "accomplished American sportsman" in this article?

old no. 7 said...

The Tour De France is the most grueling sporting event in the world, and three Americans have won it: LeMond, Landis and Lance Armstrong. Were all of them cheating? Probably. But it's still an accomplishment, especially considering that 100% of the competition was as well.