Hookers, Dude, Hookers

In breaking news out of New York City, Colorado Rockies owner Charlie Monfort has resigned from his side job, governor of the Empire State. Monfort has been living a Bruce Wayne-like double life, running the defending NL champs while simultaneously cleaning up Wall Street and bangin' whores. Busy guy.

Even more schizophrenic, Monfort incorporates wholly different faiths into his role-playing games. When wearing his purple polo, he preaches while thumping a Christian bible. But his alter ego, known to some as "Eliot Spitzer," is the Great Jewish Hope. That had to be confusing, especially around Passover. Here's Charlie in costume as baseball owner and trustee at Mesa State (a school that's easier to get into than a hooker's pants):


And here he is dressed as "Eliot Spitzer," including one incident when he showed up at a ballgame and forgot who he was:


Here's hoping "Charlie" can refocus solely on the Rox, even though any chance of acquiring more pitching is now gone. Damned secret identity!