The Land of Linkin'

Because it's Sunday, and I'm lazy, and kinda hammered, here are some links to fun and intriguing facts about some of our favorite sporting clubs. As well as other shit.

What's up with the Chefs in the offseason? Clearing vets for a 1-15 year?

What's this? NFL.com editor/writer Vic Carucci doesn't think Sedrick Ellis will be drafted in the first round? Don't huff and mock, pal. Don't huff and mock.

Don't despair, o flanneled obesity in Rock Springs trailer park--you're already making steps.

The Broncos sign not one, but two journeyman safeties. (Although I know that McCree can still play--at least, as long as he's playing against our starters. Maybe we can petition the NFL.)

Those fiery Canucks at Great Blue North Draft Report dive onto the Vernon Gholston bandwagon before it hits the afterburners. To recap what you probably didn't click: that's a 270-pound Defensive End running a faster time--albeit in friendly conditions--than Mario Manningham did in two tries at the combine. Holy Gazillion dollar rookie deal, Vern!

Nothing sports related here, but if you don't know already, you're behind the times...

Here, either--you have to watch this 5 times for the payoff.

He may be cranky, he may have some mysterious dislike of Randy Gradishar, but you have to hand it Paul Zimmerman for pulling the cloak from Saint Favre.

This is pretty rough, too.

I can't believe that Tatum Bell didn't seize the day in Detroit. Just can't.

Beloved local furniture salesperson in hospital, city prepares for worst.

Stealing a link from those hacks at Hashmarks, but only because it's solid.