We Don't Break News, We Blame It On Others
So ex-Bronco (and Packer, but we could care less about that) Javon Walker was found unconscious with a head injury in Vegas early this morning. We don't celebrate the misfortunes of others here at the HoG and sincerely hope that #84 can recover to (attempt) to live up to his recent predictions.
Also important in this story is the presence of ex-Rocky Mountain News sports/gossip dude Norm Clarke, who manages to get all this scoopage with but one eye.
5 comments:
Put something on they ass...Isn't that the Kennison Chiefs/Broncos week "bulletin board" quote from two years ago? That worked out really well for him.
Sure was. Javon had his own version recently, as you'll see from the linkery.
I don't understand why a professional athlete, an obvious target for the world's orbital skull-fracturers, would be walking in a truly shitty part of Vegas...I mean, outside the Tropicana? Seriously, dude, what are you spending that contract money on? Bellagio, man. Venetian. And get a driver.
Not only that, but to be popping bottles all flossy and the like in Vegas? Make yourself a target. Real bright, that Fla State education has done you well.
I went to a college? No way!
Sincerely,
Javon Walker
Latest speculation is that Walker somehow got into it with a member or members of Floyd Mayweather's entourage following a "champagne fight" of sorts.
What world do these guys live in? He spent tens of thousands of dollars to spray a crowd of sleazy, underdressed drunks with champagne.
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