Link Dump, P.I.

Because I like to try and let my feeble efforts here be somewhat reflective of the state of journalism throughout the country, I'm foregoing narrative for ease of digestion. Out with the 80-inch story, in with the Top 5 list! Or, as the new media folks with their antennae and bulging, alien eyes would say, in with the link dump. Splat!

Hey, look, this girl buried her baby in an Insane Clown Posse outfit. If you watch the whole thing, you'll want to grab a pitchfork. Armageddon, we're waitin' on you...

Just a reminder: steroids aren't good for you.

The kids at Fanhouse are blogging the MLB draft live. Don't use up all the bandwidth, guys.

Uh, who didn't see this coming? Not only had his profile dropped on the site considerably, but that whole enterprise is beginning to smell vaguely like Fonzie's motorcycle exhaust pre-leap. (Unlike the House, which remains fresher nor a daisy.) I've always disliked the comments section, with the legions of thinkalike toolsheds trying to make an "Is that Martin Lawrence?" joke first, and without Leitch's steady, responsible work, it's nothing but clowns like AJ "Insert joke about hookers and bodily functions" Daulerio and Big Daddy Pisshitfuckassrepeat. We're going from Bill Hicks to Larry the Cable Guy. RIP.

In better news, this site still rules. Partly because it tends to involve something akin to actual reporting. Although I suspect the lead dude was/is one of these.