My Grandmama Gave Me That Chain!

This clip is already circulating the Internets, but it's new enough material to post here. Plus, it's got a former Chief that never produced much (a half dozen key dropped passes in a playoff game notwithstanding) getting knocked the fuck out. What's not to love? Chiefs and Broncos fans alike will enjoy this one.

Good thing Matt Millen wasn't in the stands. He surely would've called the knockoutee a fag in front of the media and hardly really meant it when he apologized for it/defended/explained it later. (Editor's Note: You stay classy, Matt.) Another plus: it's good that the master of touchdown celebrations was out cold as long as he was (watch the eight-minute-plus segment here where they spend about 7:59 trying to wake the artist formerly known as #80 back up). That way, he can't tell us about how often he works out, how long it's been since he had a cheeseburger, and how long he makes my wife's friends stay in a movie theater after the important credits have rolled in order to avoid encountering the public.

What a fag.