Light 'Em Up

It's necessary to wish a healthy, hearty, Happy Flippin' Birthday to two huge figures in the House of Georges.

No, we speak not of Kathy Bates, nor John Cusack, nor Gilda Radner, nor Mel Brooks. Nor Henry VIII I am, I am. First off is The Main Man, the greatest quarterback ever to play the game, the MVP, the Champ, John Elway. He's an old, weathered 47, but he Drives pretty good.

And second, we have to join in the celebration of Kissing Suzy Kolber's first anniversary. They are a big, big reason that you're subjected to the HoG in the first place. They're much better than we are and they know it, but reading the excellence that they piss made us think "Wow. You can write about sports, talk shit about the teams/players you hate, fantasize about sodomizing the world's most beautiful women and curse with wild abandon? Sign us up!"

Why did you come to this page? There's nothing else to see here, idiot.