Sunday, June 3, 2007

Check Out My Wrist Shizzle, For Rizzle

Okay. It was a strange way to break out of a scoring slump, but Sens captain Daniel Alfredsson did just that.

Last night, in game three of the Stanley Cup Finals, Ottawa overcame a 3-2 deficit to win 5-3. The victory nudged the goose egg from their win column in the series and saved them from the inescapable dregs of being down three games to none in the series.

I know. The rest of the world, along with you, dear readers, was gently jerking it to
this guy. But his fans in attendance were hardly as cool.

This clip has been around for a short while now, but the fact that Snoop Dogg and his kids (not to mention their $800,000 in jewelry) continue to support the Anaheim Ducks makes it worth posting. Again.

I'm ultra-stoked at what a character like Snoop can do for the suffering sport of hockey.
DA -- if you're reading this, I don't care what the numbers say. Racing will never become sport number four and shove hockey to five. We all know you can make what you will out of statistics. It ain't happenin' here, bro. Not with the Top Dogg in the house. Betta' ax somebody.






I love how Bill McDonald almost has a coronary the first time Snoop calls the Ducks mighty, but then puts on his oh-fuck-it hat for the second instance. Must be dat chronic.

6 comments:

rustoleum said...

Morton lasted about as long as a Chef in Denver. That was a quick fight.

rustoleum said...

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

rustoleum said...

That first comment was meant for the previous blog. That second one was because hoccer is terrible.

Cecil said...

What's hoccer?

rustoleum said...

Hoccer is soccer and hockey combined created so the combined amount of fans would be 5.

Cecil said...

That doesn't really make any sense.