Stay Classy, Canadia

Not much going on at the joint today, so, hey -- why not make fun of them northern neighbors of ours? Let's get right to it, after the jump.

TheStar.com reports
that Toronto Native Kris Draper (and family) really knows how to "get loose" with the Stanley Cup.

"A week after we won it, I had my newborn daughter in there and she pooped in the Cup," said Draper. "That was something. We had a pretty good laugh.

"It was, well, clean it out. I still drank out of it that night, so no worries."

Filling in as weekend correspondent for the Deadspin clan, Christmas Ape reports that fans enjoyed mocking A-Rod at a baseball game.

Of course eTrueSports has their own take on A-Rodonna.

Speaking of Madonna and potential mates of Hispanic descent, get a load of this. I guess the Orlando Sentinel online got the story here, but Kukla's Corner took it a step further, running images of Madonna and uber-Canadian Mark Messier to see what would happen...if they mated.

Speaking of hockey, Sid over at Two Minutes for Blogging took about two months for blogging (Editor's Note: I have no idea if that's true or not) in June and put together the longest post I have ever seen ever. It's called The Ken Baumgartner Chronicles, and it would appear to chronicle a lot more than the career of one mere athlete. It is massive, and it is full of more hockey fight clips than any Canadian could ever dream of.

Canadian bloggers Small Dead Animals have beat Cecil to the chase regarding an obituary for Tony Snow. They're also taking potshots at Barack Obama.

What will Canadia come up with next?