The Friday Sports Chortle

In recognition of our current midsummer status as a link dump--fucking leave us alone, it's like 139 degrees, we'll get better when it cools off--here are a few notable notes from various online notebooks. Otherwise referred to as "websites." See what you learn when you visit the House? Drop by later for a detailed description of the revolutionary new "refrigeration" technology that's making the Iceman obsolete.

Wow--the Chefs could have gotten a 4th for this guy, and instead just dump him for free. (Via profootballtalk.com's Friday One-Liners)

John Czarnecki, since when is Paul Hackett a "noted passing guru"?

Good for Greg Norman, even though he's off the lead. I'm not the biggest golf follower out there--although my game is a thing of subtle beauty--but I can safely say no one saw that coming.

Wow--how is this Willie Williams kid still playing anywhere at all? Who wants to bet the Bengals draft him?

Don Banks is sick of Brett Favre. Test-if-fucking-I.

This is the single best time-waster in history.