We Are Hot Chicks Wednesday: Screwed, Blued and, uh...

Here's your weekly dose of feminine glory topped with a snapshot of Gary Coleman. You might notice something of a theme here--I certainly hope you do, anyway, because if you don't you're flipping hopeless.



The Administrator always tries to write something in between these photos. But you don't care, do you?



Honestly, I'm not even going to pretend.



OK, I will. If only to break up the monotony, such as it isn't. Below is Pixie, formerly of L.A. Ink, which is a pretty entertaining television program.




But this girl is just, uh, some lass whose photo I thieved from the bowels of the inter-etc. Anonymous chick, if you by some chance come across this and contemplate legal action, I beg your forgiveness. Please don't make me go back stealing copper wire from power stations.




Nice guns. (Oh, come on. Like you wouldn't have said it.)




Maybe I should just drop in quotations from famous persons?




Also from L.A. Ink, the one and only Kat Von D.




Look, a pirate theme! Everyone loves a pirate theme. Especially Pirates. Willie Stargell, for one, would have approved. (Za-zing! Never know when it's comin'!)




Sharp take on the classic pinup pose. But featuring a gal who isn't currently in her 80s.




More class. Don't worry, it won't last.



"Thus God alone is the primary Unity, or original simple substance, from which all monads, created and derived, are produced." (Leibniz)



Told you I was gonna do that. Now kickin' it old school. Still fairly classy...




Aaand enough of that.



"He who has a true idea, knows at that same time that he has a true idea, nor can he doubt concerning the truth of the thing." (Spinoza)



Couldn't have said it better myself, Spinoza--actually, maybe I could have, you incomprehensible and dead Spaniard. (What would he have thought of the Suicide Girls?)





There's just something about this photo that feels like...home.




Nice composition.



Is this NSFW? It's just a touch of buttcheek, right?



Maybe a harder time defending this one on the same grounds...




Nice work on this young lady.

And finally, a message to live by. Toodles, kids.





Images of these lovely gals courtesy of Suicide Girls, Fantasticus, Alt-Babe.net, Devilmanonline, Pinuppost, Retroporn, Altporn, Inkygirls, Runryder and your grandma.