Wednesday, September 26, 2007

We Are Hot Chicks Wednesday: Bank's Obligatory Cheerleader Post

It was bound to happen sooner or later. Seven did it first. And now, a mere two months later, it's my turn. Here's the difference, though. I could also be a giant homer and publish a post of cheerleaders that root and rah for my team, regardless of their hotness. But I've got something even better. Better, I might venture, than any other NFL squad's pom-pom donners. And they are none other than the cheerleaders that represent the Houston Texans Football Club. Yes. Gone are the days of the Dallas Cowboys boasting the hottest squadron of over-excited ladies. Make no mistake, though. The trophy remins in the Lone Star state. Speaking of which, check out the Q&A I conducted (Editor's Note: Or don't.) with a fan of the Texans, who claimed that they'd win nine games and garner a playoff spot. I warned her about those pesky Colts, but no. She had to be a stubborn little Texas whore homer and talk smack after her alleged boyfriend Jerome Mathis ran the opener back for six. But, the great thing about this squad -- well, an other great thing about them -- is that both HoG teams square off against them Texans this year. That is, the Chiefs already lost to them, and the Broncos face them in week 15.

Nevertheless, let's peep some pyramid parts.



The Rookies




The 19-year-old Ashley brings youthful energy in her first year on the squad.



When she's not cheering on Matt Schaub and company, she likes to surf. She also likes making other people happy.




Susannah's a 25 year-old rook who's into belly dancing and likes getting massages. I'm quite certain the HoG staff could work out some trade with this 'leader.




Andrea's also a newbie to the Reliant crew.



She and I have a lot in common, in that the 20 year-old recently took up golf and really likes Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream. I imagine I'd let her lick my scoop on the back nine. Fore!


The Sophomore



This is Erica's second year on the team.



For obvious reasons, she was welcomed back aboard.



In the not-so-obvious department, she wants to reach out and show people love, kindness and generosity, which, coincidentally, we're looking for someone to fill a vacancy in that department here at the HoG World Headquarters. Who knew?


The Twice-As-Nice Third Year



Larisa and Marisa are -- yep, what a guess -- identical twins.



At age 22, they join the Texans rooters for a third straight season



Larisa likes "The Price is Right,"



while Marisa digs her some "Wheel of Fortune." Me? I happen to have posters of Bob Barker and Pat Sajak in my living room. And I have a TiVo. Just in case we miss anything.


Four-Year Vets



Kisha has experience with the squad.



Four years to be exact. She's 25,



and she also has a hint of a nasty, Miss Jackson type of an edge to her.



Her favorite part of the game is "definitely the touchdowns." I couldn't agree more. Scoring does in fact rule.



Celina's also 25.



And she's into hot yoga. I have no idea what that is, but sign me up.


Five Years



Elizabeth is in the midst of her fifth campaign with team Houston.



She's 26, she likes to watch baseball, and she's determined.



Elizabeth's goal is to always be in a position she can enjoy. I hear wedding bells.


Six, Baby. Six



Samantha really knows her way around the facility. At 26, she's into pursuing happiness as well as spending time outdoors. Hey, what guy doesn't like roughing it?

And there you have a mere sampling of the best talent in NFL cheerleading according to one-third of the Iron Triangle that is the House of Georges. Cheers!

(All photos courtesy of the Texans website.)

1 comments:

Commish CH said...

Gimme a c
Gimme a h
Gimme a u
Gimme a b
what's that spell? CHUB! The Commish has got one!