The Latest Poop On The Kansas City Royals
Our fantasy baseball league is named after Ted Williams, who was a great American. Its two divisions are the Mark Grace (for all the Cubs fans) and the George Brett (for everyone else). Every once in a while we'll get a new owner, and that new owner will want to rename a division after Ryne Sandberg or Kirby Puckett or Doc Gooden or somebody.
That new owner can go get fucked. I will never play fantasy baseball in a league that doesn't name a division after George Brett.
2 comments:
It hasn't been inside the House. It actually surfaced the weekend I stayed at your hangover-inducing home and watched that spectacular Chiefs-Falcons game, and the even more spectacular Broncos-Saints contest. I considered putting it up, but everyone was jizzing in their pants over it, so I declined.
And then the Mayor texted me two weeks ago and told be to Google it, which I found very Mayor-esque. I kind of figured it would, inevitably make it up here in a fashion quite similar to this one. Well played.
I made it with Morganna(the kissing bandit) in the eighties.
DKC
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