That Was A Fucking Home Run

I stand corrected, we have six umpires in this game. And all six of those assholes missed that call. A few observations:

1. How could that ball have possibly hit the wall, the way it bounced UP AND BACK ONTO THE FIELD? I feel like Jim Garrison: Back and to the left. Back and to the left.

2. It clearly struck a hard object BEYOND the yellow line, most likely that wheelchair.

3. Why does that person have a wheelchair, when they can clearly stand up? This is why people hate America, because obese yet mobile people ride Rascals around Wal-Mart and get front row seats at baseball games. I've ALWAYS wondered how hard it would be to feign paralysis to get choice seats. Obviously, not too hard.

4. Whatever, they chased the best pitcher in baseball and have two on and one out.