Let's Play 163: AL Peanut Gallery

Dude.

I ain't retirin'.

I's a free agent.

And I'm reeatch, beeatch. Richer than all them Pads and Rocks put together.

I got something for you to sniff right here, Mr. President of the Dane Cook Fan Club.

I'll bet you $55 mil there's no more homeruns in this game.