Saturday, June 13, 2009

Ladies & Gentlemen, Your 2009 Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins



What a game. I was in the pisser for the first goal, which I'm told was preceeded by a non-call icing, but what can you do. The Wings gave it their all and thoroughly dominated the second half of both the second and third periods. Had it not been for Marc-Andre Fleury's consecutive saves in under four seconds in the third, this game would've gone to overtime.



Congratulations are in order to the city of pedophiles, Mario Lemieux, the Penguins franchise, and the Lone Canadian Reader, whose boycott of the House of Georges means we can make fun of him without limit.

(photo courtesy of Sports Illustrated; video thanks to the NHL)

4 comments:

Dylan said...

Are neckbeards mandatory in hockey?

bankmeister said...

No. That's Denver Bronco quarterbackery.

bankmeister said...

And, speak of the devil ...

Dylan said...

Another player wants nuthin' to do with the Patriot Way....

Brandon the beater wants out of D-town.

Where's the HOG coverage?

They should just prop up cameras and start filming in Dove Valley.
It hasn't been this good since Real World S.F.
Poor coach Doogie..