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Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Midseason Report: AL East

This is the House of Georges, and this is the HoG’s Midseason Baseball Report. In it we’ll examine each of baseball’s six divisions with a fan of a team in that division.

Today’s selection is the American League East, and our divisional expert is Rustoleum. He's originally from upstate New York, just like me. We both
love Syracuse basketball because of it. But when it comes to baseball, we've gone to opposite sides of The Force. Rusto chooses the Evil Empire, while I cheer for the swarthy Jedis of the Rebel Alliance.

Old No. 7: Let's not beat around the bush...what the fuck is wrong with the Yankees? Does Joe Torre still have what it takes to run this team?

Rustoleum: The Yankees have finally had their past greed of selling the future for the present bite them in the ass. All of the past midseason moves to make a playoff run made have caught up with them and their farm is now depleted. There always has to be a nice mix of some young players and vets. The Yankees, other than Robinson Cano and maybe Philip Hughes, don’t look very solid as far as young players go right now. Also a rash of injuries hasn’t exactly helped. Who knows what might have been if they had been healthy from the start?

That said, the Yanks have been at best inconsistent. They have good hitting, shitty pitching or vice versa. One thing for sure, they can’t have another streak like they just came off. Over .650 the rest of the way is really the only shot they have to get in it…and forget catching the Sox.



As far as Torre goes, he absolutely still has it. This is his team and these are his players. I do think that this will be his last year, and then destiny strikes…Don Mattingly. The best Yankee first baseman of my generation takes the reins…too bad he’s been part of zero championships in the big leagues. That could be a bad omen…Joe Giradi is still around and not a very good commentator.

Old No. 7: Moving on to the Red Sox: I'm biased, but they look like they're ready for a run. The rotation is good enough to keep them in games (especially if Curt Schilling comes back healthy at some point) and the lineup is deep even with Julio Lugo, Coco Crisp and J.D. Drew having below-average years. What are the weaknesses of this team? What AL teams could give them the most problems in a potential playoff series?

Rustoleum: Julio Lugo…not good. J.D. Drew…who? At least Coco started turning things around before getting hurt. But that’s really about the only thing you can give the Red Sox any kind of shit about. They have an all around solid team. A good mix of young guys and vets. Any team with Manny (Ramirez) can’t go wrong, he should be due any time to request a trade…and then hit about 40 home runs. And Big Papi is probably my second favorite player in the bigs, as clutch as they come and he will spit in his hands before shaking yours. Youk (Kevin Youkilis) was the biggest snub for the all-star game. The only thing I see stopping this team would be very key injuries or just totally dying at the plate.

Any of the AL playoff teams can play with them, but the Tigers have the best shot, in my opinion, having both solid pitching and hitting. The Angels offense can be inconsistent and the same can be said for the Indians pitching…and they suck on the road. The NL would seemingly be overmatched by any AL team, most of the teams in the running have glaring weaknesses. However, I thought that last year when the Cards made the series and they won it. It is baseball and anything can happen.


Old No. 7: Is baseball better off with or without teams in Florida? Before expansion, I always liked the fact that Florida had Spring Training but no big-league teams. Even though the Marlins have inexplicably won the World Series twice, it always seems like the D'Rays and Marlins are on the verge of falling apart. Their stadiums suck, no one goes to games and they're always threatening to move. Will Tampa ever be a viable baseball market?

Rustoleum: Tampa could be a viable market if the Yankees or the Red Sox played there for all of the D-Rays home games, otherwise their home attendance is a joke. I disagree that the Marlins are on the verge of always falling apart, I think the way that organization is run is vastly underrated. Twice they’ve blown up teams that have won the World Series, yet they always seem to reload and make a run every couple years. I do agree, though, that baseball in Florida should probably go. Tampa has good talent, but they will never be able to hold on to those players without an NFL-like salary cap.

I’ve been in favor of retraction for years. I think MLB should retract six teams and go with six four-team divisions. That would improve teams by subtracting out awful Kansas City pitching and spreading around the good players to other teams. Florida and Tampa are certainly good choices. The Washington Expos are terrible and baseball in the summer in Phoenix is laughable. Toronto doesn’t deserve a team, this is America’s pastime. Canadians have hockey and should keep it to themselves. The final retraction should be Kansas City, frankly the city doesn’t deserve any sports franchise.

Old No. 7: Is Peter Angelos killing the Orioles the same way Dan Snyder is killing the Redskins? You've observed Steinbrenner for many years...how do you feel about a rich, meddlesome owner who'll do anything to win but tends to get in his own way?

Rustoleum: Angelos is a weird owner. You love when your owner is willing to spend money. The Orioles problem is spending money on crappy or washed up players who may or may not be on the juice or speak English. A franchise is only as good as it’s GM and the Orioles have a good one in Andy MacPhail. He’s won championships in Minnesota and done the impossible…getting the Cubbies within five outs and a Bartman away from the world series. Owners would be wiser to sit back and let guys like this do their job, but it’s the owner’s team and he’s free to do what he likes. Their track record as scouts, despite claims to the contrary, are not that good.

Old No. 7: We've taken one franchise away from the Canadians, so why do we still have to deal with the Blue Jays? Should we go to war with Canada? The Jays have a decent collection of talent but have been hammered by injuries this year. What will it take for them to get back to the playoffs in the next five years?

Rustoleum: The Blue Jays best shot of getting to the playoffs would be switching to the National League…or becoming a hockey franchise.

Old No. 7: Which league will have home field in the World Series, and which team will win it?

Rustoleum: The AL clearly has the better roster, but it’s a baseball game that could easily end in a draw. (Editor's Note: That question was asked before last night's All-Star Game) The World Series winner…Yankees in 6.

Old No. 7: Is the American League East the worst division in baseball?

Rustoleum: I don’t know about the worst, but it may be the most overrated. There’s always a lot of hype surrounding the AL East and it certainly hasn’t lived up to its billing. I still think the worst division in baseball is the NL Central. The teams in that division just plain suck, other than the Brewers. The Brewers are a young, inexperienced squad but solid. I don’t know how they will fare come playoff time, but I do think they could be good for years to come. St. Louis is a mess right now, Houston is all over the place, and the Pirates and Reds are really just awful.

Old No. 7: Do you think steroids could have put Don Mattingly and Mark Grace in the Hall of Fame?

Rustoleum: I think with Mattingly, steroids may have helped him from those nagging back injuries. His career stats were pretty good considering he only played over 150 games six times in 14 years: .307 avg, 222 hr, 1099 rbi. Mark Grace also had decent career stats: .303 avg, 173 hr, 1146 rbi. It’s hard to say whether could have helped Gracie all that much. He really wasn’t a home run hitter. Mattingly had three seasons over 30 home runs in his prime, Gracie never hit more than 17. Maybe on the the juice Gracie could have hit 22 jacks, only the baseball writers of America and Victor Conte could tell us the exact number he would have hit.

Old No. 7: Without a salary cap but with revenue sharing, is baseball fair? I know teams like the Yankees and Red Sox have inherent financial advantages over most teams, but if you look at the smart GMs in small markets (like Terry Ryan in Minnesota and Billy Beane in Oakland) and the fact that we've had eight different WS champions in the last eight years, is it fair enough?

Rustoleum: Is it fair…no, but that is the state of baseball today. The big market teams certainly have the advantage of tremendous wealth, great fan bases, and lucrative television contacts. There are certainly the small market teams that have been able to compete and win World Series, but generally it seems to be the same teams and GMs that win. For the casual fan, I could see where that might be a bit boring. Unless baseball decides to go with a hard cap, it will probably never be fair…go Yankees!

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Bits of Baseball

Sorry about the lack of a post yesterday, the post-wedding jet-lag hangover was acute. I've got just a couple hardball items to hit on.


WORLD SERIES SCHEDULE MLB and Fox announced that they're starting the World Series on a Wednesday this year, October 24 I believe. This is, of course, designed to revive the anemic ratings of the last few seasons.

What I like about the move: I'm going to watch the Series regardless, unless it conflicts with games played by the Denver Broncos (and then I'll TiVo/surf). But setting the WS up to avoid conflicts with college and football has its advantages. There's nothing on sportswise on Wednesdays and Thursdays other than a crappy NCAA game, so baseball can get more eyeballs for Games 1 and 2 (and possibly 6 and 7). And the possibility exists (although Fox hasn't committed to it) to play a World Series game on a Saturday afternoon, which hasn't happened since Lincoln was president.

What I don't like about the move: Baseball already manipulates the postseason far too much in the name of TV. The ratings suck now for several reasons (lame/short recent Series, no Yankees, steroid backlash, and the fact that you've completely blown off a generation of fans) that this decision doesn't address. Some may say that pushing the WS into November--which is now possible with a seven-gamer--invites cold weather disaster, but a couple more days aren't going to matter.
What really bugs me is No. 1, the idea that you have to get out of the NFL and college football's way, and No. 2, that manipulating the schedule is going to bring back the "casual fan." I hate the casual fan. He can eat a backpack full of dicks. Other than the NFL fan, every single sport is a niche. Hockey fans watch hockey, UFC fans watch UFC, and what few remaining baseball fans are left watch our pathetic, boring sport.

I no longer really care about the NBA. I pay attention, but I don't make it a point to watch games, even ones I really should. But I've noticed that the NBA is making a concerted effort to gerrymander the postseason schedule to maximize ratings. The Suns and Spurs had four days of between Games 2 and 3 of their series, which is complete horseshit. I am a "casual" NBA fan, and I wouldn't watch one minute of the Jersey/Cleveland series with a gun to my head. Give the hardcore fans that are left what they want, and don't worry about the half ass dudes.

DICE Daisuke Matsuzaka pitched a gem last night, going the distance and beating the Tigers 7-1. The Red Sox have the best record in baseball and blah, blah, blah.

I'm not going to break down the Sox, at least not yet, the way I did with the Brewers a couple weeks back. Nobody except me wants to hear it, and besides, this is what they're supposed to do--their payroll and expectations are both massive.

What I will say is that last night is probably as close to what I expected out of Matsuzaka as he's going to get. He didn't blow anybody away (he only struck out five). But he was balanced and confident and nasty all night. Unlike his last half-dozen outings, he didn't walk anybody. He induced a ton of groundouts (16, to six flyouts) and was throwing this ridiculous splitter with sideways rotation that had Jerry Remy in seizures (or, as Jerry might say, seege-ahs). After a few mediocre outings, any Dice start is back up there as must-watch TV.

DAY BASEBALL I am very, very committed to wasting time at my job, and my favorite way to do so from April to September is by listening to/watching baseball played in broad daylight. I've got the XM radio, the Extra Innings package, a subscription to MLB.TV and even a Slingbox I've yet to unpack. Every day I have to scramble and find out if there are any day games to witness (and set my fantasy lineups for). I've always wanted a consistent Interwebs heads-up on this, and since I haven't found one I'm going to try and just do it myself.

So, of course, the day I start this there are no day games, nor are there tomorrow. Thursday has the requisite slate of getaway games, and the Cubs are home this weekend, which means a Friday nooner (in the Mountain time zone) from the Friendly Confines.
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