Wednesday, July 29, 2009

We Are Hot Chicks Wednesday: Game Face

Taking a week off is something that everyone should do from time to time. We've done it with a certain frequency with nearly everyone of our features in recent months, and last week, it was time for a break from the ol' WAHCW. After some R and R, though, it's always nice to get back onto the playing surface, mug your opponent somethin' fierce, and get after it like a worker on a six-minute lunch break. Kinda like Sir Gary might've done when he readied himself to play ball for the advertised club.

He leads off an example or two, all of which you can find, other side of the jump.

Aida Veliz



Aida Veliz takes a simple approach:



She kills you with kindness.



Her other favorite techniques are to play the insubordinate,



the innocent victim,



the distracted pacifist,



and finally, the self-inflictor.

Amanda Pogrell



Amanda Pogrell exudes serenity,



seduction,



and a come-and-get-it style of intimidation.

Amber Marie Kush II



Miss Kush pretends she's not interested.



Her opponents, however, are seldom aware of her secret weapons.

Carley Lynn



Miss Lynn wants to come off as inviting,



though she's a fan of the enticing form of game face, too.

CJ Miles



CJ Miles may or may not employ the language-barrier approach. Sixty per cent of the time, it works every time.

Clara Morgane



Clara likes to think.



Not surprisingly, this gets her opponents thinking, too. Perhaps a bit too much.

Erin Lea



Erin Lea is a ninja.



She's flexible and stealth, yet provocative.



Her game centers on luring one in for the kill.



It's a game I'd like to play, regardless of any inherent danger.

Gemma Massey



Miss Massey's the everyday player. She gets in on the action, regardless of the challenge.

Jasmin Pacheco



Jasmin Pacheco will attack, be it from land or water.



After going in for the kill, she'll linger around, boastfully.

Klara Smetanova



Though most gamers know that a Smetanova will hang the bait out for the taking,



one's approach must be cautious, no matter how leisurely the dual may appear.

Michelle Moore



Michelle Moya

Michelle Moore wants you to know it's on.




Michelle Moya, however, wants you to know she's holding.



I, for one, would advise adversaries to take heed.



What she's holding is certainly more powerful than it originally seems.

Nicole Jackson



Miss Jackson will show any cowboy a buck-wild affair,

Paula LaRocca



while Miss Paula prefers to take on the surfing types.



She hangs loose but makes quick work of anyone in her way.

Rachel Mestonen



Rachel's all about the party.



I'm not saying you'll wake up in a tub filled with ice, missing a kidney,



but check those mashed potatoes good before considering putting your dick in them.

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