Thursday ThinkTank: News of the Gay

We interrupt this regularly scheduled non-update of the House of Georges to bring you some things and some stuff. Consider said things brought, after the jump.

The Chauncey will wear #1 for the Nuggets next year. He's giving up on Old No. 7, much like Denver Bronco fans have given up on finding 7's replacement.

Rany Jazayerli has been banned, or blacklisted -- whatever you want to call it -- by the Kansas City Royals.

A collection of LeBron James crap: geigh.

While a look back at swimsuit models of the 1990s is not gay, following Kathy Ireland, my all-time favorite, on Twitter, truly is. Her Web site? Not much better.

Manny Ramirez is set to return to the bigs tomorrow after his 50-game suspension. Suspending him and letting him back in? No problem. Allowing him to play in the minors in the interim? Guh-ay.

I've never had a ton of respect for the Canadian Football League, but that's probably because I've never paid one lick of attention to it. What I can tell you, though, is that if you score a touchdown, and your end-zone celebration is to attempt a Michael Jackson impersonation wherein you lay down and pretend to be buried, you, sir, are gizzay.

That's your afternoon news. Stay tuned. More gayness, plus film (Update: Not really.) at eleven.