Monday, October 12, 2009

Monday Mutiny: Humberto Spotting

Fat guy. Stellar goatee. Handsome camoflauge jacket. Appropriate gang rag hanging out of back pocket. Couldn't quite get a shot of the knife. Them's some friendly confines

(courtesy of Deadspin)


Dylan said...

Classy stuff.
Great security work too!
Shit, I heard about that fight before staff got down there.
And I'm in my mom's basement.

Cecil said...

Wow, I had to get in between 7 and a guy twice that large to try and prevent bloodshed after his wife's honor was besmirched--and that choad just left his girl to hang and be abused by Humberto's posse?

(Admittedly, I watched it with the sound off, so I really don't have much of a clue.)

bankmeister said...

If you re-watch the thing and turn the sound on, you're likely to discover that that guy is still a choad, but likely trying to avoid a fight. The whole time I watched it, I couldn't stop thinking about how why punches weren't being thrown.

At the same time, though, that railing looks real damn intimidating.

Dylan said...

Not to excuse the Humberto posse(whatever the f that is), the young female Cardinals fan left with some beer on her and returned to the scene to be punched(I think) by the big Dodgerfan.
Her guy made the right deciscion not throwin blows up there in the 60degree incline, cheap seats. He would've been beaten down and thrown over the edge like Benito Mussolini.
He should've grabbed his girl and got out quicker, though.