We Are Hot Chicks

Welcome, pervs and freaks alike, to a substitute version of WAHC Wednesday. I'm your fill-in host--normally Banky occupies this jizz-caked chair but he's apparently spelunking. If you're at work, you may want to tilt the monitor away from your boss, as well as that office prude who frowns everytime you make a tasteless joke.


I'm of the opinion that Megan Fox is hotter than a Tijuana toaster. I know, this is a fairly radical concept among hetero males in North America, but there's at least some debate. ESPN fantasy fuckstick Matthew Berry has been for the last year advancing a theory that Anne Hathaway is better looking than Fox. I won't link to it, or to Berry, because this notion is preposterous. Also, reading anything Matt Berry writes is a sure ticket to 6th place in your league.

Here are some photos of the lovely Ms. Fox, enjoy them in your spare time. Megan has two bits of fantasy advice for you this year: look for a breakout season from Alex Gordon, and spank your junk in the shower. It's easier to clean up that way.










Other than Megan Fox, I wanted to share one other treat with you today, and that's a random chick with giant fake tits. Why? because I like random chicks with giant fake tits. Thanks for attending today's session, kids, your regularly scheduled smut vendor will return next week.






I'm pretty sure that electrical outlet in the shower does not meet building code.