Oh, the wise-crackery. Puck Daddy has broken -- far as I can tell -- the news that Jeremy Roenick will likely retire.
Here's a little L.A. disco inferno from Roenick:
And this one's cute:
I can't decide if Tracy Morgan looks more like Cecil or Old No. on skates. Probably Seven, though,
since Cecil seldom comes out of the tri-pod stance.
Anyway, peep J.R.'s stats here, if you please. Twenty years, 513 goals, 703 assists -- which, combined, lands him at the three spot in all-time points for American-born players -- nearly 1500 PIMs, and nine All-Star games.