Oh. Okay. Well, That Makes Things Much Better.
Yeah. I don't know about you folks, but after a nice, long, grueling 4-12 campaign, nothing soothes the aching wounds like firing all of your offensive coaches and signing a kicker you've brought in for at least three workouts (but never signed). Mm-hmm. That's what I call progress, Chiefs fans.
Now, don't go callin' it official, 'cause it ain't. Let's just say an inside source has clued the HoG into the notion that the Chiefs have signed former Cowboy/Packer/Buccaneer/Saint/Falcon place kicker Billy Cundiff.
Whew. Now, that's a resume, boys and girls. I can smell the playoffs already. Don't worry, though. If things don't pan out...
...we can always look forward to a stellar late-June excursion to Des Moines. Good times, I tell ya'. Good. Times.
Wonder what'll be next. Shall we bring in Keyshawn? Joey Galloway? Maybe even Ron Dayne?
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Is this a story about a CFL team?
During the "jump stretch" at the Cundiff kicking camp, coach Hartzell makes a habit of repeatedly butt-raping every new stretchee.
"Helps with your length" said Hartzell.
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