We Are Hot Chicks Wednesday: Blah Blah, Gary Coleman, Girls in Their Underthings, Blah Blah Blah

Hey, look! A photo of Gary Coleman. That must mean it's time to post images of women in various states of undress. I haven't been around much lately, it's true, but I drop in from time to time to talk about the Kennedy Assassination and how truly ghey Tony Gonzalez is. Why so scarce, you ask? None of your goddamn beeswax, chach. Skip on past the hop for you-know-what.


The Administrator usually pens some themed screed in between photos. As the both of you know, I don't. So, here, girls sitting around in their underpants.



Not enough for you, huh? You're insatiable. Just like...uh...Augustus Gloop, or Ron Jeremy, or a really hungry badger. This, according to a list of the "9 Hottest Israeli Women" on COED Magazine, is someone named Moran Atias.



This is Dita Von Teese. Who is really pretty, but who married(?) Marilyn Manson, which almost disqualifies her. Still.



Slightly less Marilyn Mansonian is Sindi Bertherton. Whom you will see a photo of below.



Tired of looking at faces? I hear you. So here is a photo of Michelle McMurry's sandy butt. You can thank me later, preferably by direct deposit.



Enough of the whities. We're like the Rainbow Coalition around here, except without Jessie Jackson (at least on weekdays) or actual rainbows. The lady below is named Sabrina Jane and is, uh, er, of some indeterminate ethnicity.



Staying along those lines, this young woman calls herself "Bootz" and was evidently on Flavor of Love. I never watched a single episode of that show, but Public Enemy still rocks my world. STEP AWAY FOR THE S, THE S1W.



Because I feel like it, Jayne Mansfield. She died in a car wreck, you know. And her daughter is Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Now you know, even though you probably did already.



This is just some random gal who, years from now, will regret sending her photo to collegehumor.com. I used to work with someone who looked a *lot* like this.




I don't think I have done of these yet without including a photograph of Lucy Pinder, and I ain't about to start now.



Heck, here's another one.



I could also say the same about Olivia Munn, and will. Here, she is dressed like Princess Leia. Geekboner!



Carin Ashley, cleverly hiding the naughty bits.



The woman below needs no introduction, but for the sake of our traffic numbers I'll give it anyway. Hello, Salma Hayek.



Well, the photo below--of one Jayden Cole--is kinda pushing the NSFW boundaries, but, well, if you want to make an omelette...



Helena Christensen in classic black and white.



And kids, that's all I have for today. Off to stake up the tomato cages, and no, that's not a euphemism.
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We Are Hot Chicks Wednesday: The Bandwagon

Hey, more photos of young women in various states of undress! And a picture of Gary Coleman! How else would you have known that today was Wednesday? Your desk calendar? That thing ain't gots no near-nudity and you know it.

In honor of our recently resurfaced foil The Lone Reader, this post is all about grabbing onto the coattails of success, shame or logic be damned.

Well...not really, I guess, but I had to have something in the title. You know the drill. Flesh follows jump.



This girl is evidently named "Meet Madden"? Or maybe that's just her website. In any case, here she is, you've met.



This young lady, who may or may not be studying nursing (or housecleaning?), is named Karla Spice. We may have just fallen off the turnip truck, but something tells us that isn't what her mom calls her.



For an entirely different--and in the opinion of this kid, seriously awesome--look, here's Radeo Suicide. She's from Ohio and is into "you" and not into "weak handshakes." I'm not sure if that's some sort of code.



And Lucy Pinder, just because.



This young lady is named Cari Faust. If *that* is a stage name, it needs work.



Whereas we assume that Olivia Wilde long ago ditched the given monicker.



This is a photo of Alicia Whitten. It may be just me, but this lass looks like she has a large, jealous boyfriend in County.



Olivia Munn is on a TV show, I guess, on something called the G4 Network. I don't even know where to look for that. Most important, though, is the fact that we have now shown two gals named Olivia.



Another in the "hasn't found a good fake name so mom doesn't find out what she's really doing in Hollywood" category is Mary Piemonte.



Jaclyn Denise may like swimming, but that suit isn't very practical.



And here is a random photo of some girl's butt.



I've asked it before, but how does the Administrator maintain a theme throughout these? Here's a girl named Ashalee Albar. Notice the extra a in Ashlee.



What is truly sad is when a young model can't even afford a last name, stage or no--we introduce Vickie 6.



To finish off, I'd just like to say, God Bless Brazil and Andressa Soares.


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