Mongering Rumors. It's Just What We Do.

On the face of it, this sounds too ridiculous to be true. Considering the source, it likely is.

But we're contractually obligated--no, really, we signed a contract--to mention anything this potentially HoG-shaking.

My gut feeling is that if Mayor Funkhouser somehow finds himself even tangentially responsible for the Chefs fleeing, they'll still be finding pieces of him on the banks of the Missouri in 2047.

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