Monday Night Makeout Session

The ink isn't dry. Hell, it's not even 10 minutes old. Wait. How long does it take ink to dry? Either way, The Inverted Vagina Symbol...

...already has some choice words for his former team. Turns out Chad Ochocinco is pumped about it, too.

Question is, if Larry and Chad marry, does Chad take Larry's last name? Does he hyphenate? Wait, Larry assumes the last name Dos Siete. Ah, who cares. December 27, Chiefs fans. Mark it down. You know, if you care.