Not The Kind Of Olympic Coverage You Might Have Hoped For

We failed to dispatch an Olympic correspondent to Beijing--the HoG's overseas travel budget was depleted by Banky's sojourn to a Tijuana bathhouse. We're relying on the intrepid skills of Bill Plaschke of the LA Times to inhale the sights, sounds, smells and flavors of China and report back to you.

You know Plaschke, he's one of those blowhards on Around The Horn that trades witticisms with Jay Marriotti and Woody Paige. Some find him bombastic and annoying, but your feelings may change when you watch a video of him eating cock. When in Rome...

This one came to us courtesy of Fire Joe Morgan. They keep tabs on Plaschke.