We Are Hot Chicks Wednesday: With Rhyme, Reason

Welcome one, welcome all, to another installment, brought to you by your AL Central-leading Kansas City Royals, of WAHCW. Yes, indeed. Good, good times are being had all around the StubTubes these days, and what better reason to celebrate than to continue contributing to the House of Georges' number one source of traffic: the undying perusal of nearly naked non-men. The heart of the HoG beats profusely these days, as Baseball in the Daytime is again alive and well, and it's draft month, thus we hope Cecil is too.

Here on the HoG, we love the motif, the theme, if you will, and we've sworn to our coveted readership that we shan't stray from it. Another passion stored very near our collective bosom: the written word and its myriad of possibility. Confused? Good. So am I. Let's see if, together, we can make some sense of this madness. After the jump, of course.


Adrienne Manning



We were tempted not to start with someone as fine as Miss Manning,



for fear of met needs, no more H-O-G page scanning.

AJ Alexander



Lucky for us all, we discovered AJ Alexander,
Who, with her glass of leche, extends the readership meander.

Carmen Reyes



Next is Carmen Reyes, since we were speaking some Hispanic,
We felt her throne, her smile, her pose'd stir up quite a panic.

Hannah Hilton



Hannah Hilton follows next, her seat of preference made of stone,
It'd been all brunette 'til now, so we threw you a blondie bone.

Brooklyn Decker



To quench your thirst for celebrity,



We threw in some Brooklyn Decker.



But don't tell Andy Roddick;



We hear that guy's a fecker.

Lucy Becker



What better way to follow up four pictures of Brooklyn Decker,



Than a duo of the quaint, the studious, the lovely Lucy Becker.

Olivia Munn



Cut four in half, that leaves two, and then from two there's one,
With garb like that, smile to boot, we love us some Olivia Munn.

Denise Milani



There's something about the lovely Denise,



We cannot seem to finger.



She's got great hair, and sexy eyes,



Yet something seems to linger.



We tried and tried to figure it out,
The quandary giving us fits.
Ultimately, it was decided,
It's just got to be those (Call # 13 today from Old No. 7; Sorry. Have to take it.)

Irina Sheik



Where was I? Ah, yes. Miss Sheik.



Her coyness leaves one tongue-in-cheek.



We'll see her again; we hope next week.

Pamela David



Finally, there's Miss Pamela.
We agreed she should be the last fox.



She's got great curves and poses,
And tantalizing, strewn brown locks.
But with outfits like those on display,
She does something to our, uh...socks.
Except Seven's. His are April Fresh. Sucker!

Thanks, as always, to the Usual Suspects.