We're back for another installment of ThumbTubes and YouNails. Be sure to take note of my always-prestigious PhotoShop skills in case they haven't already astounded. Much good reading, footage, and a few pictures, to boot, just after the jump. Okay, "much" might be pushing it, but whatever. Goodies that might be of interest include: some guy named (Editor's Note: Tough break in the name department) Rocket and a soundtrack he may wish to use for wooing his slightly-younger-than-he lovers; a clip -- don't worry, it's brief -- wherein a minor-league hockey player gets knocked the eff out after he steps into the Great One's office; a story where some ass-clown Texas reporter acts like a stooge and his station (surprise) basically backs him up; a bizarre sideline oopsy from the NFL's poster child of good behavior; and a professional sports writer that makes a whole lot of not-sense. Enjoy!This is how to be a really, really good teammate:
(Courtesy of With Leather)
I came across this story over yonder at The Big Lead, but the whole kit an' kaboodle can be found at Kansas City.com.
I found it especially interesting since KTCK's program director used to be the captain of my hockey team. Three cheers for Texas.
Now, I do know one or two things about the game of hockey. Actually, just one: Keep your head up.
(Courtesy of Awful Announcing)
Another good read at FJM, this one blasting SI's Frank Deford. What a handsome man.
Last but not least is the artistic integrity of Ryan Parker. Pretty funny stuff.
(Courtesy of Bugs and Cranks)
I don't understand what's wrong with trying to get Alex Gordon's wife and Luke Hochevar's wife to make out. That actually seems like a pretty savvy move.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they could pose for a calendar in a cinder-block basement modeling clothing for JCPenney.
Also, can we get a tickle fight between Kelli Croyle and October Gonzales arranged? That'd be great.