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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-27-08

A trio of day games are perched on today's MLB slate, but the bigger news is out of the bag: Instant replay starts tomorrow. That's right, tomorrow. Not at the start of next year. Not with a trial period in Double-A or the Instructional League. Today's games will be the last wholly governed by humans, and tomorrow we deputize the machines for assistance.

Look, I'm not anti-replay. I like technology. Like Reggie White once said, give the Japanese a toaster and they'll give you a watch. And I like getting calls right, and I hate dismissing good ideas in the name of asinine traditions. But who, other than the Clinton wing of the Democratic Party, tries to change rules in the middle of a season? How is that possibly a good idea? How is it that umpires, who don't like this adjustment and who weren't consulted in its implementation, will manage replay with any sort of skill on the fly? How will they not botch more calls now than with the old system?

I predict that this season is fucked on this front. This will affect the pennant race and this will affect the playoffs. At this point I don't know the specifics of this change--once I get filled in I'm sure I'll have many more thoughts. But for now, Bud, this overreaction gets a fat thumbs down from this fan. On to the games...

Chicago Cubs @ Pittsburgh, 10:35 Mountain I don't know what the weather's going to be like in the Steel City today, but let's assume the forecast calls for glorious. If you're in Western PA, you can make your way downtown and to PNC Park to take in a matinee against the first-place Cubs. You can shell out twenty bucks (what the average Pittsburgher clears in a week) for a seat and twenty more for some peanuts, Cracker Jack and a brew. You can sit in the sunshine and watch the game languidly unfold before you. And then you can realize that you are in Pittsburgh and you have more than a fourth grade education, and you can get the fuck out of there before the dumb and the fat infect you. Jason Marquis and Zach Duke are your starters.

Arizona @ San Diego, 1:35 On the other hand, if you live in San Diego, you can fuck off. Seriously. No one likes you. D'Bags starter Randy Johnson doesn't like you, although he's pretty grouchy with everyone. Padres pitcher Cha Seung Baek doesn't like you--he'll only live in your fair city for a few more weeks before being shipped to yet another club. I don't like you. Brian Giles likes you, but only because he's so enthralled by your beautiful city he refuses to play anywhere else. Go to hell, San Diego.

Minnesota @ Seattle, 2:40 The AL Central has just turned into a God damned dogfight. Daily hand-to-hand combat. With Detroit's complete implosion, only the Twins and the White Sox are left standing, and Chicago's fine play of late leaves them two games free as of press time. Minnesota tries to stay close with Glen Perkins on the Safeco mound today opposite Ryan Feierabend. Seattle is still playing hard, for one reason and one reason only. They're on pace to be the first team ever to lose 100 games with a payroll in excess of $100 million. You can do it, Mariners. 82 down, 18 to go. Stay strong and resolute in your commitment to losing, and Play Ball!
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Monday, August 25, 2008

Monday Miscellany: 8-25-08

A look at today's MLB standings shows the Twins a game and-a-half back of Chicago in the AL Central; Tampa with a four-plus game lead in the East; and L.A. nearly 20 games in front of everyone out west. In the NL, Arizona has matriculated its way to a three-game edge over the Dodgers; the Mets have a ha'game over the Phils; and the Cubs, while winning two straight, have kept the Brewers at bay by maintaining a four and-a-half game lead, regardless of Milwaukee's four-game streak. Milwaukee takes on St. Louis, Pittsburgh, the Pads and the Reds in four of its next five series. Chicago, meanwhile, will face the Reds, Cards and Houston twice, before closing the season with more Cards, the Mets, and those Brewers twice. I ain't sayin' I's the jinxin' type, but "interesting" as an adjective for how the season might shape up is quite the understatement.

The Tampa Bay Rays and Chicago White Sox were involved in a bit of a pickle yesterday. Sox catcher A.J. Pierzynski initiated contact in a Tampa-attempted rundown, was awarded third base, and latr scored the winning run to help his club avoid the sweep. My guess is that the umpire likes blonds. Turns out we're not the only ones to hate on GayJay Pierzynski; Bugs & Cranks throws him somehere and here as does The Big Lead here, and (delicately) Yahoo does here.

Elsewhere in the region of third base, our boy Rany thinks that the Royals should move Alex Gordon to the outfield next year. I'm not saying I disagree with the notion, but it'll take some time to process. Quite a bit of time. Perhaps I'll lean one way or the other after seeing what the post-September callup roster moves look like.

Since September's almost here, that means hockey season is too. Going Five Hole has a few changes they'd like to see made in the NHL, but are confident they'll never happen. One could argue that Commissioner Bettman making any more changes to the game prior to his departure from the position would be extraordinary, and he doesn't really have the sac for doing so, thus disqualifying him from honorable mention in this commercial:



These girls don't qualify either, but they do have extraordinary fallopian tubes...uh, er, yeah. Nevermind. Great pics, though.

Also with late August/early September, comes fantasy football. Uncoached has a list of reasons, and completely coinciding photos, on just why this kicks ass. If you play, you might want to check out ProFootballTalk, as they regularly post news, etc. that is noteworthy, and perhaps pertinent to your draft and/or season.

And of course, leave it up to Kissing Suzy Kolber to deliver some football-oriented humor, like the image in this post.

That's it for today. Well, aside from these tidbits:

Today, in 1985, Dwight "Doc" Gooden slid in below former Cleveland Indian Bob Feller, to become the youngest pitcher to win 20 games. He was younger than Feller by a month, and Gooden's Mets easily handled the Padres, 9-3. One year later, an Oakland Athletic by the name of Mark McGwire hit his first major-league homerun, and in 1952, Detroit Tiger Virgil Trucks tosses his second no-hitter of the season, a one-zip win over the Yanks.
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Friday, August 22, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-22-08

It's yet another Friday, the next to last before the unofficial end of summer. I say summer ends on Labor Day. For some it ends with the first official college football games, which are coming up on Thursday. Which would make today the last Friday of summer. That doesn't fly with me--look at these games we're stuck with Thursday. They're horrible. Just go with my original game plan--summer ends on Labor Day.

And don't get me started with that equinox crap. This ain't no astronomy blog, Pointdexter.

So here's your standard preview for your standard Cubs game, just hop over the ivy...

Washington @ Chicago Cubs, 12:20 Mountain This one should be a treat. The Cubs come in with the game's best record and best run differential, they've scored a whopping 171 more runs than they've yielded. Meanwhile, the Nats are dead last in both categories. If this were, say, football, you'd install the Cubs as 30-point favorites.

But this is baseball, where anything can happen. John Lannan, today's starter for the Nationals, could throw a two-hit shutout. Ryan Zimmerman could hit three home runs off of Cub hurler Jason Marquis. Chicago could hit into seven double plays. The umps could botch a few calls, or Aramis Ramirez could make a few errors. Anything could happen, but what's most likely is that the Cubs win 8-2. Play Ball!
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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-21-08

Today's docket seems hand-selected for the House of Georges. We've got a Royals game for Roy F. Almania and Co., a Cubs contest for Cecil and all the bandwagon poseurs, a Rockies game for residents of the Centennial State and finally a Marlins-Giants game for...um...well, for people who like to bet. All that's missing is a Red Sox-Angels game, but we know how those tend to end up. Best to leave it off.

So gather round, kids, with a glass of lemonade and a transistor radio, and take a nice cool sip of Baseball In The Daytime...

Kansas City @ Cleveland, 10:05 Mountain At what was once known as Jacobs Field (or "The Jake" to hipsters round the bend), the Royals visit the Indians this afternoon. Or this morning, if you tilt westward. Cliff Lee attempts to burnish his Cy Young credentials as he shoots for his 18th win against only two defeats, while Zach Grienke tries to run his win total into double digits.

Cincinnati @ Chicago Cubs, 12:20 At the Friendly Confines, former Cubbie skipper Dusty Baker brings his duffel bag full of toothpicks and his team bus full of Redlegs to play some baseball. My prediction of a Reds' playoff berth looks pretty foolish right now. Go ahead, take your shots. They're nothing like what Cincy starter Josh Fogg will face in this dangerous Cub lineup, while Carlos Zambrano gets the call for the home nine.

Colorado @ LA Dodgers, 1:10 Jorge de la Rosa wears the purple while Derek Lowe sports the blue in this NL Central West showdown at Dodger Stadium. The Rox have been a little feisty this week, taking two in a row from LA to knock the Dodgers out of first. But Arizona is now scoring runs and winning, so it's probably all in vain. The Blake Street Bombers sit eight back of the D'Bags in the division and are still waiting for someone, anyone, to give them some reliable outs on the mound.

Florida @ San Francisco, 1:45 When I saw the pitching slate listed as Johnson/Palmer, I thought "Sweet!" Randy Johnson versus Jim Palmer, Hall of Famer against Hall of Famer, should be a great game. But then I remembered that it's 2008, not 1989. And then I remembered that Jim Palmer retired long before The Unit even finished his amateur career at USC. And then I remembered that this is the Marlins and Josh Johnson, and these are the Giants and Matt Palmer. And then I went back to work. Good luck, gentlemen, and Play Ball!
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-20-08

I know the Dodgers don't play this afternoon--they're scheduled to face the Rockies tonight at Chavez Ravine. I still want to use this space to bash Jeff Kent.

Jeff Kent is one of the finest second basemen ever to play this game. Go ahead, look up his numbers. Few at his position have ever hit like he has. Unfortunately, Jeff Kent is also a huge giant piece of shit as a person. This goes far beyond his moustache, which is actually pretty awesome. No, Kent's doucheness is acute and long-lasting. It's pretty hard to have a feud with Barry Bonds and have folks take Barry's side, but that's Jeff Kent. Bigger fuckstick than Barry Bonds.

Jeff Kent once wrecked his motorcycle in the offseason, which is a bad enough deal for a ballplayer. The bigger problem was that Kent had recently signed an enormous contract, a contract that specifically forbade him from riding motorcycles. Faced with the prospect of voiding the contract and losing millions, Kent did what any dipshit asshole would do, he lied and said he broke his leg whilst washing his truck. Which is totally probable. Jeff Kent does not like it when I go to games and yell at him, asking him how clean his truck is. But fuck him.

I could go on and on about how shitty a teammate Jeff Kent is, how he has singlehandedly tried to ruin the impressive youth movement the Dodgers are in the midst of, how he got Grady Little fired (actually a plus), and how in his spare time he adopts cats and then drowns them in his hot tub. I'll let that go, because that moustache is pretty awesome.

But this I can't let stand. Now Jeff Kent has committed an even greater sin upon the dignity of the game of baseball. Since the Dodgers acquired Manny Ramirez, merely one of the 20 best hitters ever to hold a bat, Kent has been killing it. One could draw the logical conclusion that Kent, hitting in the prime spot directly in front of Manny, is seeing great pitches and capitalizing on them. No way, says Jeff Kent. Totally unrelated, fuck you and fuck Manny. Or something to that effect. Which is all fine, because everyone knows Jeff Kent is a world class dick. Not content with that, Kent went on and impugned the integrity of Vin Scully, who discussed the connection of Kent's hot streak to Manny's arrival on air.

Jeff Kent criticized Saint Vincent. This can not stand. I've never asked anything of Dodger fans, a species that is below earwigs in my book. But tonight, I implore you, let Jeff Kent have it. With twenty thousand voices, ask him how clean his truck is. Boo his sorry ass. And while I never condone such actions, if someone throws a battery at him I'll smile, on the inside. Don't let us down, Humberto.

Oakland @ Minnesota, 11:10 Mountain While the Twins try to hang with the White Sox in the race for the AL Central flag, the A's are on cruise control to nowhere. You mean trading away our three best pitchers is a bad thing? Shit! Left behind after the purge in Oakland is young Dallas Braden, who'll match wits with Fransico Liriano at the Hube.

Seattle @ Chicago White Sox, 12:05 In another matchup pitting Central contender vs. Western loser, the Mariners take on the Pale Hose at U.S. Cellular. Somehow this season R.A. Dickey made his way from the Rangers to the M's, I'll go ahead and say that's the least important trade of the year. R.A. starts for Seattle, while Gavin Floyd takes the ball for the home team.

Houston @ Milwaukee, 12:05 The Astros have been hot lately, and in fact were the focus of a section-front story in USA Today yesterday concerning their playoff hopes. Playoffs? Cecil hates it when I cite McPaper, but I'll always counter that the multicolored fishwrap is no less accurate than the New York Times. On a dissimilar note, how does a grown man end up with the name Wandy? That's the handle of Houston starter Wandy Rodriguez, who today battles Manny Parra and the Brewers. Play Ball!
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Monday, August 18, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-18-08

It may be easy to forget about baseball, what with the Olympics and preseason football and that wicked case of crabs you caught over the weekend, but it's still here. Yup, for another month and a half, plus playoffs! Now if you think baseball is boring, that may be a bad thing. But if you're an intelligent individual that appreciates the graceful nuance of scratching nuts and spitting, rejoice.

We have a pair of reacharounds on tap, so take a good firm grip and pull...

NY Mets @ Pittsburgh, 10:35 Mountain Back in 1898 the USS Maine sank in Havana Harbor, precipitating the Spanish-American War that made both Teddy Roosevelt and a young private named John McCain famous. Some years later, John Maine was born in Parts Unknown, USA (actually Virginia).

Today Maine (John, not USS) takes the hill against Paul Maholm and the Pittsburgh Pirates. His Mets are aiming for a sweep of this four-game set and their seventh straight win overall. It's no coincidence that their recent hot streak has coincided with Maine's removal from the disabled list. Remember the Maine, To Hell with Spain (and Maholm)!

San Francisco @ Atlanta, 2:30 There are no foreign war entanglements associated with this contest, starting pitchers Barry Zito and Jorge Campill are both pacifists. Zito knows all the words to Afternoon Delight, however, and Campillo is really good at the card game Uno. Today's baseball trivia has been brought to you by Lucky Strikes, now with Flavor Crystals! Light 'em up and Play Ball!
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Friday, August 15, 2008

Musings from Roy F. Almania: Really Good Teams

It's been many a week since I loaned cousin Roy from Joplin the keys to the House. He's had quite a busy summer, and for the most part, he's been out of touch with the sport goings-on of the world. Except for when it comes to the Royals of course. He claims to maybe have one more post in him this season, but in the event that he doesn't, I suppose it's fitting that the Royals take on New York tonight.

I can't say I'm overly thrilled with my boys in blue at this juncture of the season. Tonight, the Royals will kick off their final series at the ol' confounded Yankee Stadium, and I have absolutely no idea just how they'll fare. I reckon I have a hunch, and that lies somewhere along the lines of Yankee bats exploding and New York pitchers really havin' their stuff. But dear God in heaven, I hope I'm wrong. From there the boys will travel to Cleveland, just before coming home to face the Tigers and the Rangers, before hittin' the road again for another series with Detroit. After that, one series with Oakland and one with Seattle are the only non-AL Central clubs they'll face.

So it's time for them to be tested.

This season has been an interesting one, a campaign in which I know cousin Bank' really had his heart set on some .500 ball. Can't say I wasn't with him on those hopes neither. At times, they've shown the potential to get there, but they've really been sub-par when it comes to facing really good teams.

They sometimes manage to nab a victory from clubs that wear Sox, the Angels, the Twins, and the Yankees. But more often than not, they drop those series, appearing to be the minor-league club of which they've been the butt of so many jokes.

So it's left to be seen if they can hang with the big boys, the really good teams, the clubs that make perennial playoff appearances, or come darn close to it.

I'm a tip my hat to Mr. Moore, Mr. Hillman, and the players, and hold my head high above the hay bales, ever-optimistic that things will continue to look up for my Royals. My fields are tended to for the day, so I'm tippin' a Bud to the last game in Yankee Stadium forever. Go get 'em, boys.
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Friday Morning Fracas: 8-15-08

Happy Friday, dear readers. Hopefully you've got the day off. I, however, do not. I'm pretty stoked about that, too. Before returning to the grind, I've taken the liberty of compiling a few links to a few stories, few of which matter, most of which are entertaining in some form or another. At least to me. Enjoy.

There are but a few lug nuts left on the RoyalsMobile, and I sense that the series that opens today against the Yankees could be one of the ruts that make the wheels come fully off. The Yankees aren't playing terrific baseball, and the rest of the regular season schedule doesn't appear to be too tough for KC, yet that seems to matter little. Granted, I'm secretly happy that it's the middle of August and I'm feeling this way, as opposed to the middle of May. It's not a lot of fun to watch the Royals continue to struggle against the tougher teams in the bigs. It's even less fun to watch them get clobbered in a series sweep, one in which they net two total runs. Two. Could it get less fun than that? You bet. Try four consecutive homeruns in the sixth inning of the series finale. Sweet times.

But the least fun of all, is listening to a pinhead White Sox fan (a writer no less) make up some stupid shit about the Royals. Like, oh, I dunno, John over at Bugs & Cranks. His nonsense here. And by "stupid shit," I mean the lead paragraph.

All that aside, it will in fact be time to get out the bandwagon gear, and my rootage will stick to the middle part (Sorry, Cecil) of the country. Also, our womanbloggercrush Sooze thinks that CC will beat out BWizzle for the NL Cy Young.

(Steal Your BrewFace link courtesy of With Leather)

Kissing Suzy Kolber's Big Daddy Drew publishes a column called Balls Deep every Friday over channel Deadspin. It's almost always an original topic, and certainly always a great read. Yesterday's Piece, "The Hater's Guide to the Top 25" is no exception. Pretty darn good topic, great read. Only for once, I found myself at odds with BDD. I come from a Notre Dame family, thus by default I love the school, and its sports programs. Do I closely follow them every year? No. Am I aware that there is a shitton of ND haters out there? Painfully. Now, I know that the impetus here is humor, but come on:

"Oh, what I would give just to watch Touchdown Jesus burn… BURN TO THE FUCKING GROUND, and to have its dying embers be put out by gallons upon gallons of stale horse urine, and to see NBC terminate its contract with the school, and to have the school fall into a terrible downward spiral, even go bankrupt. I hate them randomly and without motive, which is what makes hating them all the more delightful. God, you fucking suck, Notre Dame. You and your big, fat, white, arrogant orca of a coach. Eat shit. Eat shit and die."


Trust me: I see some funny in there, that kind of funny that stings a teense because it's your team being made fun of. I do find it odd, however, that a guy that jokes frequently about his own fatness can only come up with fat-guy jokes for Charlie Weis and the football coach of my other favorite college:

"13. Kansas

I think we all know Mark Magino far prefers the Sugar Bowl to the Orange Bowl. I once heard that, while waiting for an appetizer, the coach consumed every pack of Sugar In The Raw at his table. Then he ate the busboy."


The Big Lead leads us to You Been Blinded, who has a story about Joe Torre asking Manny Ramirez to cut his hair. Please. Make it stop. I'm begging you.

The Kansas City Star's Joe Posnanski, a.k.a. the Human Word Machine, has been in ill. In China. Covering the Olympics. Odd, unfortunate combo says I. What rules, however, is his unfaltering ability to continue to produce and produce and produce. Like this post, for example, wherein he talks about the misconception of baseball players padding stats, Phil Collins, and the Chinese government monitoring the GoreTubes, all in one post. Amazing.

Finally, Awful Announcing has officially disturbed me by linking to this video that has officially shattered everything associated with my foundation as a human being.

That said, I must bid farewell, and set out into the world, to once more, attempt to understand it.

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Thursday, August 14, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-14-08

We've been served a heaping helping of day baseball, so I won't dilly-dally too much. If you are among the sick, lame and/or lazy, if you are a housewife, midwife or silverfish, if you are a college student, drunk or dope fiend, or if you're sick of watching fencing, check out a ballgame.

To find those ballgames, hop over the chalk...

Toronto @ Detroit, 11:05 Mountain MLB's only Canadian team invades MLB's only city perched on the US/Canadia border in a vivid demonstration of nationalist fervor. Spectators will keep an eye out for Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick at the game, wondering if watching this team from the Great White North will be a violation of his probation, like his last trip to the country was. Kwame's pulling for Tiger pitcher Armando Galarraga, who starts against the Jays' Jesse Litsch.

Kansas City @ Chicago White Sox, 12:05 It's Earth Day at US Cellular Field Today, as both clubs trot out recycled starters and try to pass them off for shiny new objects. For the visitors, it Braves castoff Kyle Davies. The home team went deep into the rubbish bin for the dashingly named Lance Broadway. Lance was the Pale Hose' first round pick in '05 but has bummed around in the minors and developed somewhat of a bust label. Let's see if he can't find some of that old Broadway magic against the punchless Royals lineup.

San Francisco @ Houston, 12:05 The Astros are sort of, kind of hanging around, eight and a half games out of the wild card at press time. I'm pretty sure they'd be leading the NL West, let's put it that way. Today they marshall the forces of Brian Moehler, who's been on a bit of a tear. Your Giants' starter is Kevin Correia, who should just change his name to Kevin Korea and make life easier for hacks like me.

Arizona @ Colorado, 1:05 At one point, Dan Haren went by Danny. Then, like all men should, he dropped the kiddie handle and turned into a Cy Young-caliber ace. Watch him mow down Glendon Rusch and the miserable Rockies at Coors today. Or, go wash your car. See if I give a fuck what you do.

Tampa @ Oakland, 1:35 The football team that plays at this park--Network Associates Coliseum, I think they're calling it these days--battled the baseball team that plays in the Tampa area in Super Bowl XXXVII. The Bucs hammered the Raiders that glorious day, and the A's try to extract their revenge this afternoon. Sean Gallagher gets the task, while James Shields attempts to thwart that stuff.

Milwaukee @ San Diego, 1:35 Finally, we get a genuine fan-fucking-tastic pitching showdown at Petco. Ben Sheets versus Jake Peavy is probably the best BITD duel we've seen this year, or at least that I can remember. Of course, I can't remember anything, so we could have had dozens of matchups as good or better than Sheets/Peavy this season. The smack will do that to a guy's brain. Find a clean syringe and go Play Ball!
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Baseball in the Daytime: 8-14-08

We've got half a dozen games to catch this thrilling Thursday full of lights-free baseball, so let's not waste any time. Okay, we'll waste a little. If the season ended today, here'd be your playoff contenders in the National League: The Cubs would be the only shoe-in. That is, we'd have to have one-game playoffs between the Phillies and the Mets to see who takes the East, and Arizona and L.A. would have to do the same out west. My guess would be that the loser of the NY/Philly showdown would nab the wildcard, but I'm back to sucking at math, so I could be wrong. Over in the American League, the other Chicago club would scrape by for the Central title, while Tampa Bay gets the nod in the East, and the Angels have obviously dominated the West for most of the year. Your AL wildcard would unfortunately be that stinking rich team from Beantown. Alright, that was a thrilling exercise. Onward to the games!

Toronto @ Detroit, 12:05 Central: It's cats and birds, birds and cats for BitD's first contest on this fine August day. A battle of right-handers consisting of Jesse Litsch for the visitors and Armando Galaragga for the home team gets underway momentarily, and each of these pitchers seeks to continue improving their fine young careers. Litsch, in his second season, looks to increase the left column of his 8-7 record, and narrow the gap between his Jays and the Yankees, while Galaragga, already having notched 10 wins in this his rookie season, hopes to bring his Tigers closer to .500 ball for the year. Listen in at XM 179, or catch it on the tube: 722 Jays, or 723 for the Tigers feed on DirecTV.

Kansas City @ Chicago, 1:05: Two more AL Central clubs square off this afternoon, and the matchup is Kyle Davies (5-3) versus Lance Broadway. In perhaps the tell-tale symbol of how the Royals typically fare against the White Sox, this will be the second start of Broadway's career (his first of the season); his first was last year against these same Royals, an effort that yielded the youngster six shutout innings and his first and only win. Having struggled this past week against both Stockinged ball teams, KC again finds itself in the AL Central cellar, while the White Sox still hold a half-game first place lead over the Twins. One eighty's your XM number, while DirecTV has it South Side style on 724.

San Francisco @ Houston, 1:05: Kevin Correia takes on Brian Moehler in this NL tilt. The Giants starter has struggled this season gaining only two wins to his six losses, while the 'Stros hurler sits at 8-4. Both clubs find themselves deeper in the middle of their respective division standing than they'd like, but Houston's the winner of seven straight, forever focused on the Cardinals in front of them. This snoozer can be watched (I suppose) on DirecTV 726, or heard on XM 186.

Arizona @ Colorado, 2:05: Now this game's the one to watch. Dan Haren brings his 12-6, 3.00 E.R.A. to the Coors Field mound, where his foe will be the 5-3 Glendon Rusch. The home team took the win last night, in a slugging festival, but the visitors need it badly as they sit tied atop the NL West with ManBerto's Dodgers. It's 1-8-9 time on XM; 727 (D'bags) and 743 (Rockies) over on the DirecTVs.

Milwaukee @ San Diego, 2:35: This, another pitcher's match, gets going out in the Whale's Vagina this afternoon, and features Ben Sheets and Jake Peavy. Sheets' 11-5 record trumps Peavy's 8-8, but both tossers have kept their E.R.A.s under three thus far. San Diego continues to play really bad baseball while the Brew Crew only has three and-a-half games separating them and the NL Central-leading Cubs. XM broadcasts it on 187, while DirecTV does the same on channel 729.

Tampa Bay @ Oakland, 2:35: Another battle of righties closes the BitD slate today out in the Bay area, when James Shields represents the visiting team, Sean Gallagher the home. The Rays will need to continue their winning ways (7-3 in their last 10) if they want to keep the Red Sox off their heels, and that task will be a bit more difficult now with Carl Crawford headed to the DL. Oakland, however, sits 20 games back of those stifling Angels from Los Anaheim, and so they're just really collecting their checks. Speaking of the A's, I caught InFocus last night, and it featured the late 80s A's, and how they were constructed. The main point of the piece was how their club featuring the Bash Brothers and Dennis Eckersley, et al, is now historically overlooked, with which I concurred. It never really occurred to me that they'd been in three consecutive World Series twice: 1972-74, and 1988-90. Anyway, for more overlooked Oakland baseball, dial in your XM gadget to 182 for today's match, or do so on DirecTV, right around 728.

Those are today's games, y'all. Time in, tune in, and turn out.

(Update: It occurred to me post-publication that Old No. 7 had taken on BitD today as well. I blame two things: Our non-existent Managing Editor, and the ultra-competitive vibe between the two of us this week, as I'm secretly destroying Seven in Fantasy Baseball. Hoo-wah!)
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-13-08

I woke up in a cold sweat this morning, remembering two things. One, my student loan payment is due tomorrow. God I hate my student loan payment. All that stupid shit I bought because the dumb government gave me the money.

The other is Baseball In The Daytime. Twas to be an easy beat today, with just a lone Yankee game on the docket. But lo, Mother Nature interjected and rained out the Cubs and the Braves last night, doubling my workload. Doubling! So now I don the tools of ignorance--coffee, keyboard, green eyeshade--and tap tap tap away at another installment of America's favorite feature.

Briquettes of insight after the jump...

Chicago Cubs @ Atlanta, 11:10 Mountain This is the first game of a precipitation-precipitated double-dip. If you only have the time or the means to take in one, by all means make it the nightcap featuring Rich Harden and Jorge Campillo. Should you be stuck with the matinee, well, crack an Old Style and make the best of it. Your visiting Cubbies hand the ball to Jason Marquis, your basic 4/5 starter who's given his club some innings this year while managing to avoid shitting his pants. I wouldn't imagine we'll see Marquis much come October unless things go horribly wrong...oh fuck, there I go jinxing the Cubs again. All apologies.

Meanwhile, the home Braves go with a gentleman named Charlie Morton. I know nothing about him, which doesn't mean much. It could be that Charlie Morton is a great undiscovered baseball treasure. Or Charlie Morton is the single crappiest pitcher to hike an MLB mound this season. Back in the old days, when the Cubs and the Braves were the only two teams you could regularly watch (on WGN and WTBS respectively), I hated these series because it meant being stuck with the same two clubs we always watched.

NY Yankees @ Minnesota, 11:10 Is this the final game for the Bronx Bombers at the old Metrodome? You have the Internet, you can find out for yourself. Alls I know is the Yanks are handily tanking, and the Baby Boss has all the excuses. Yes, Hank Steinbrenner emerged from his playroom yesterday and issued all sorts of proclamations--that these Yanks are the most injury-plagued team in history, that this season is a lost cause, that next year God damn it we're taking it all. OK then. You have to admit, any Yankee year that prominently leans on Darrell Rasner is probably not going well. The woebegotten righty faces Kevin Slowey today as New York tries desperately to stay relevant. Keep you chin up and Play Ball!
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Monday, August 11, 2008

Monday Miscellany: 8-11-08

The wide world of sports is full of consistency, change, excitement, and drama, depending on your perspective. Seasons of sports constantly begin and end, and just when the inevitable seems...well, inevitable, a twist can be in the making. Naturally, this isn't a cohesive theme throughout sports in each and every season -- sometimes the drummer beats a new rhythm, other times, it's the same old tempo. For examples completely not related to that incomprehensive attempt at an opening paragraph, jump past the link.

DWil from Sports on My Mind thinks that Matt Jones' return to the field would've been covered much differently if Jonesy was not a whitey. This is a shocking stance for SOMM, as we were unaware that they looked into sporting news stories that may or may not be tainted with racial undertones. What next? With Leather telling us to expect sports and tits? The horror...

It's no secret that I've always referred to former Denver Broncos quarterback John Elway as Horse-Faced Colts Draft, for obvious reasons. I've always respected the game that he played. I've countless times acknowledged that he is indeed the (redacted) fifth-best quarterback to ever play at the professional level, and I've always hated him for thwarting the rules of entry into the league, and winding up on the roster of the team I hate more than icepicks to the forehead. Now, I have even more reason to hate this horse of a man. Juiced Sports Blog, via The Big Lead, has the details. Too lazy to click? Good. I was hoping you'd say that.

"...John Elway donated $2,300 to McCain’s campaign on May 29 and $600 to the Republican National Committee. His wife donated $400 to the Republican National Committee. Overall, the Elways have donated $16,000 to Republican candidates and committees this election cycle.

However, McCain wasn’t Elway’s first choice. Elway originally donated $2,300 to Rudy Giuliani in March, 2007.

Overall, Elway has been a strong supporter of the Republicans since 1990, donating $24,000 to them in that timespan and none to Democrats."


Well done, HFCD. You've got to stand for something, right? I'd show you just what it is you stand for, but I can't. We, based on contracts with our advertisers, can't show horrible images such as the one in mind. That, and we're not a political blog.

Humberto's L.A. Dodgers keep fouling up their chances to take over the NL West Lead. Major League Jerk speculates that it may be intentional, while Eddie V. at Bugs and Cranks thinks that Yankees fans may want to throw in the towel on this season and focus on football. The Bronx Bombers currently sit eight and-a-half games out of first in the AL East, and have the Red Sox standing between them and the Bay Rays. Yikes.

Speaking of football, the Chiefs and Broncos kicked off their pre-season campaigns last week by meeting foes they faced (and lost to) last season. Kansas City nabbed a pre-season win against the Bears last Thursday in Chicago, while Denver left Texas losers again on Saturday.

Finally, Blog of Hilarity takes us to Derober, which has a neat/disturbing look at ladies' Olympic Speedos through the years.
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Baseball In The Daytime: 8-11-08

On Saturday night at Coors Field, I had a lot of fun. Even though the home team lost, I got a chance to heckle Brian Giles mercilessly. Giles turned down a deal to the Red Sox last week, passing on a chance to play in the postseason for the first time. He's rather stay in last place. So I called him a bum and a loser and he went 0-for-5. Good times.

Much has been made about Manny Ramirez's actions just before the trade deadline, what many see as him quitting on the Red Sox. Manny was traded to the Dodgers, and all of a sudden he's hitting like crazy, hustling, and his "aching" knees seem perfectly healthy. On Saturday, Buster Olney posted this on his blog:

These are observations made only with the benefit of 20-20 hindsight, and not meant to be a criticism of Bud Selig. Nobody in baseball is conditioned to deal with the possibility that a player might willfully become a cancer on his team in pursuit of a contractual change. But privately, as the smoke has cleared, many folks within the game believe that what might have taken place with Ramirez represents a threat greater to the core tenet of baseball competition than any player ingesting steroids -- "At least those guys were trying to get better for themselves and the team," said one GM -- and perhaps as great as the Pete Rose and Black Sox betting scandals.

Now I'll agree Manny's actions were shameful. Any player that does not appear to give full effort toward winning should be benched, fined and publicly lambasted. But why is there not a similar outcry over what Giles did? Why is choosing to play for a lousy team and spurning a winning one any different than the petulant tantrums of Manny Ramirez?

But that's enough deep thought, let's get to the sunshine hardball...

Pittsburgh @ NY Mets, 11:10 Mountain It's always interesting to see what happens to dominant pitches as they get a little older. Some, like Nolan Ryan, just stay dominant. Some, like The Rocket and The Unit, maintain much of their bite but see their ERAs climb a little and their strikeouts decline. Some, like Kevin Brown, simply go away.

And then you have guys like Pedro Martinez. He was the finest pitcher on the planet at the turn of the millennium, an untouchable artiste. His filthy stuff was matched only by his shocking bravado and Jheri curls. But then Pedro milked one last big contract out of the Mets and fell apart. His starts are less appointments than little surprises--"Hey, Pedro's pitching today." He can barely register 90 on the gun, he tires quickly, and his breaking pitches just sort of roll. It's a little sad, but at least he's out making a living, as opposed to swimming in Kevin Brown's pool full of stolen money. Zach Duke goes up against Pedro today at Shea.

Washington @ Milwaukee, 12:05 As the Brew Crew tries to hold on in both the NL Central and wild-card races, the Nats are playing out the string. Today the start a kid named Garrett Mock. You'd think I would make sport of that handle, but you'd be wrong. Nothing to Mock here. The Brewers go with Dave Bush, whose Spanish name is Arbusto. Play Ball!

Update: Upon doing a little research, I discovered that Brian Giles actually has playoff experience. Quite a bit, matter of fact. He played on the excellent Indians teams that went to the dance from 1996-98, and his Padres snuck in to the NL postseason in '05 and '06. He has a .208 lifetime October average with no homers in 29 games.

My point still stands. If you're satisfied with a career that peaked with four at-bats in the '97 World Series loss to the Marlins, you're playing for the wrong reasons. San Diego is beautiful and its ladies are magnificent. But you can live there in the offseason and live there for the rest of your life. If you're afraid of playing for a good team, you're a loser.

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Friday, August 8, 2008

Baseball In The Daytime: 8-8-08

It's Friday, so we have a Cubs day game, which we'll get to in due time. But you'll also notice that we kick off the Olympics tonight--the Chinese have a mythical connection to the number 8, so 8-8-08 gets them all hot in the shorts.

The Olympics actually already began. They've had soccer games for several days now, because for some fucking reason you can't fit enough soccer games into three God damned weeks and they have to spill over into a fourth, thus interrupting my ritual morning intake of Joe Scarborough. Fuck you, soccer. Actually, it's not soccer's fault. I'm pretty sour on the entire Olympic movement right now, for reasons I will list in excruciating detail.

REASONS THE OLYMPICS SUCK

The Opening Ceremonies These already happened as well. You see, it's a big round world, and China is several hundred hours ahead or behind us. NBC was able to cut that delay to only thirty hours, by excavating a site in rural Kansas, digging straight down through the Earth's crust until they came out in China. But all the images were upside down, which required descrambling. That's why it will look like Beijing is so polluted, it's the descrambling.

The Opening Ceremonies of the Olympics are the gayest event ever conceived. They even have a giant display of two Greek dudes having anal sex, right there on the track. They don't show it on US television because of that prude John Ashcroft, but it's there. They have a bunch of children wearing scarves and dressed as candles and they throw confetti. Good God it's gay.

No Baseball The IOC is getting rid of baseball, because they say it's too American. Never mind that the U.S. has won exactly one gold and one bronze medal in the entire history of Olympic baseball. Never mind that we sucked at the World Baseball Classic too. Never mind that it's the most popular sport in Asia and Central America and the fastest growing sport in Europe and South America.

MLB fucked this all up in the first place, of course. Had Bud Selig instituted IOC-level drug testing back in the 90s we'd have Dream Team Olympic involvement by now, but Bud decided he'd rather let Sammy Sosa turn into a backhoe.

Baseball is too American, yet curling is an Olympic sport. Curling. 95 per cent of the world's curlers live within 50 miles of the U.S.-Canada border. But that's a winter sport, and the Winter Olympics suck even more than the summer version. One thing Curling has in its favor is that it is not one of the...

Judged Sports If winners and losers in your sport are determined by judges, your sport sucks. The Olympic motto is the hendiatris Citius, Altius, Fortius, which is Latin for "Faster, Higher, Stronger". You can objectively measure who is faster, who goes higher, who is stronger. But if you need to empanel judges to dictate which gymnast or diver or skateboarder was the most artistically masterful, you need to turn in your sport card, pack up your Greek buttfucking statue, and head for Broadway.

Lack Of An Enemy When we were kids, amidst the Cold War, the Olympics were fucking awesome. We attached our faces to the television and watched the Games in Los Angeles, in Seoul, in Barcelona. We watched Americans bust their asses to defeat the evil soldiers of the Communist Bloc. We were morally superior, politically superior, and we didn't hook our female shotputters up to intravenous cattle steroids like East Germany did. When Carl Lewis or Mary Lou Retton or Greg Louganis won, our system of democracy and capitalism trumped a totalitarian ideology.

Now, I could care less if the U.S. beats anyone. I'm wearing shoes made in China, a shirt made in Bangladesh, and typing on a laptop constructed in Mexico. An impressive American medal tally won't lower the price of gas or reduce the global threat of terrorism.

Superserious Political Diatribes in Allegedly Lighthearted Sports Comedy Blogs See above.

REASONS THE OLYMPICS RULE

Pollution The Chinese turned off all their factories a month ago, meaning the supply of poison toys available for Christmas will be dangerously low. Most Chinese factories are powered by a mix of dirty coal and Taiwanese children, which really fouls up the air. But look at it now! It's breathtaking!

Green Goo Beijing's waterways are choked with some seriously chunky algae, which the locals have been removing for competitions like sailing and open-water swimming--yummy.

Human Rights Here in the U.S., we're used to letting hippies and rabblerousers ruin everything. Not so in the land of the Great Wall. Protest Tibet? You get shot. Good policy.

So in closing, I predict that these Olympics will suck balls, with the exception of horrible ecological travesty and lack of free speech. Enjoy!

St. Louis @ Chicago Cubs, 12;20 Mountain Braden Looper and Ted Lilly renew this rivalry, which no one really cares about. Seriously. There aren't any decent baseball kerfuffles going on. Giants-Dodgers, Yankees-Red Sox, the various city and state interleague affairs, all boring. I thought that this Rockies-Diamondbacks scrum was going to really heat up, but then the Rockies decided to suck this year. Feel free to watch anyway, and Play Ball!
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Thursday, August 7, 2008

Midseason Baseball Report: AL Central

It is not, of course, midseason, unless you're talking about growing pumpkins. With pumpkins you're about halfway between the summer solstice and optimal harvest. But we're not a pumpkin blog, as much as Cecil laments. We talk baseball here.

We typically try to get a little rundown on each division around the All-Star break, but this year's been squirrelly. Our AL Central expert, the dynamic webtastic international superstar Sooze from Babes Love Baseball, and I have battled foreboding work schedules in order to communicate. We actually ended up trading questions via Pony Express, which explains the serious lag time in posting. Them horses was rode hard and put away wet, but what's a little animal abuse when we're discussing the national pastime?

Using that old-timey technology made us pretty out-of-date, like when Andrew Jackson won the Battle of New Orleans after the War of 1812 was already over (never got the e-mail, I guess). Enjoy anyway...


Old No. 7: Generally we begin these breakdowns by focusing on our guest's favorite team. In your case that would be the Minnesota Twins. At the time of this writing your Twins sit a game and a half behind the White Sox, with the Tigers lurking at six and a half out (Editor's Note: That's now one and 8.5, respectively). Many would call your team's record "surprising," but isn't it simply the result of running your franchise well? Similar to how the Oakland A's tend to usually be in the mix with their annual modest payroll?

Sooze: I would agree with that. With today being the trade deadline (Whoops-Ed.), as a Twins fan I never get too excited. They don't go out and buy talent -- especially since the talent they do buy is in the form of aging veterans -- so it's a good thing their farm system is so stacked.

Old No. 7: What's your current assessment of the Johan Santana trade? It netted you Carlos Gomez, who started out great this season but seems a little over-matched these days. Of the three pitchers (Phil Humber, Deolis Guerra and Kevin Mulvey), who seems the closest to helping the big club and who do you think will end up as the best? Do you think you got good long-term value for Santana?

Sooze: I was at first incredibly sad about the Santana trade. I have a crapload of #57 stuff that was pretty hard to look at for a while. Carlos Gomez (I like to call him Go-Go cause dude runs like the wind) really was a pleasant surprise at first, but now it's pretty clear that Denard Span maybe should have won the starting job this Spring. That guy is awesome. Gomez is chock-full of promise and potential though, so I think the Twins got the upper hand in the deal.

As for the three pitchers they received, they're all kind of meh this season. Guerra is pitching down in Single-A and fighting to keep his ERA under 5.00, even with a 10-6 record. Humber is also struggling with the Red Wings, but has the potential to be a decent strikeout pitcher someday. Mulvey? 3-8 with a 3.81 ERA. Ah, young guns. Gotta love 'em.

Old No. 7: You wrote a while back about the controversy surrounding Francisco Liriano's tenure in the minors. Do you think he'll be up soon, and do you think he'll pick up where he left off before his elbow surgery? (Liriano was called up and in his first start back August 9 threw six innings of three-hit shutout baseball-Ed.)

Sooze: I hope Liriano makes it up soon with all my heart. I understand the Twins' dilemma of not knowing what the future holds, who to send down, trade, etc., but something needs to happen before his agent takes desperate measures, like putting a hit on Glen Perkins. I also see the apprehension that may come with remembering his 0-3 record and 11.32 ERA, accumulated over just 10 1/3 innings this April. Franchise (as he was dubbed in '06) is kicking ass down in AAA, though, fanning 113 batters in 118 1/3 innings. The only problem with that is the fact that the minors aren't the big leagues. There is a reason these kids aren't up in the majors, and 90% of that reason is because they pretty much suck at baseball. Translation: not all that challenging.

Old No. 7: What's the status of the rest of your pitching staff? It seems like the no-name rotation is holding together quite nicely and the bullpen has weathered the loss of Pat Neshek. Even HoG favorite Boof Bonser has found a home in the 'pen.

Sooze: Greatest combination of suckiness as of late? Livan Hernandez getting bitch-slapped for four innings, just before Bonser comes in to surrender 3-4 more runs. It seems like the only time Boof even pitches anymore is in a non-save situation or when Minnesota is down eleventeen runs in the sixth. Anyway, if I had to choose someone to let go, it would be Hernandez (Livan was claimed off waivers yesterday by your Colorado Rockies-Ed.). I like the looks of a young rotation, one that could be used for seasons down the road.

Old No. 7: Can this team hit enough in the second half, or might they look at adding a bat before the deadline?

Sooze: Man, they never look. If Terry Mulholland were to come out of retirement today, the Twins would probably give him a contract. And yeah, they can hit. My Canadian Crusher still hits bombs sometimes and Mauer could get on base in his sleep. Also, Nick Punto is totally flirting with .300! No, I am not delusional.

Old No. 7: Are you excited about the new park? I've only spent a little time in Minnesota, and it was in the summer when it was beautiful. How many games do you see being affected by weather and cold each spring?

Sooze: I am SO PUMPED for the new park. I went to U.S. Cellular in June to see the White Sox steamroll the Twins, and it poured all weekend, yet I was still loving every second, simply because the game was played outdoors. But when the time comes to play outdoor baseball in Minnesota, we'll be seeing a lot of make-ups from early-April blizzards. And hopefully October blizzards. too.

Old No. 7: All right, let's take a lap around the Central. The first place White Sox have been resilient--they clobber the baseball, get key outs late in games (and are now getting their closer back) and their starters have been good enough. Do you see them maintaining their success or falling off?

Sooze: I can't answer this question without being completely biased. I hate the White Sox -- making this whole Ken Griffey Jr. being so lovable thing really tough -- so I cannot have the slightest bit of confidence in them. I do, however, love Carlos Quentin.

Old No. 7: After Detroit added a few big-name vets to a loaded roster, many all but handed them the AL pennant back in March. The Tigers were awful this spring but have managed to get themselves back on the radar. They're certainly capable of making a run, do you think it will happen?

Sooze: I called a Detroit Tigers World Series championship this Spring on the Treehouse Fort podcast. Pretty much all season they've made me look like an asshole. I'm glad they're starting to bring it, but no. No ring for Motown, especially now that they've traded Pudge for Farnsworth.

Old No. 7: The other team the pundits forecast greatness for was the Cleveland Indians, who currently reside in the AL Central cellar. They've dealt with injuries, yes, but so has every other club. Is 2008 a one-year aberration, or are Indians fans looking at dark times again?

Sooze: Ah, rebuilding. It seems like it was just a couple seasons ago the Indians were rebuilding. Oh wait, that was a couple of seasons ago. They have some young talent, some hard-hitting vets, and a hell of an ace, but the aliens who abducted the real Cliff Lee will need to put him back eventually. Also, no more C.C.

Old No. 7: Finally, we have an obligation to discuss the Royals--the House of Georges was recently named the 38th best Royals blog on the whole Internets. They've certainly shown improvement in the last three seasons but are a long way from legitimate contention. Tell me this: your Twins have a similar payroll and similar attendance figures to Kansas City, yet you regularly contend and qualify for the playoffs and they do not. You consistently produce guys like Santana, Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau, and bring in quality pieces like Liriano, Gomez and Joe Nathan via trades. What separates your particular brands of small-market baseball?

Sooze: There's something kind of sissy about powder blue unis.

Old No. 7: Sissy? What are you talking about? I'll agree that the new blues are a joke (I hate the dark trim, white pants and black shoes), but come one. Does this look like a sissy to you? Or this? Oh, wait, you're bagging on Kansas City--you're absolutely right. Sissy.

Update: I'm getting a lot of feedback on that photo, and I must point out that it is not of Sooze. That's just some rock star that happens to also be a Twins fan. Sooze, while a Twins fan and a rock star, does not have a beard. I've never met her but I have seen her MySpace page--no beard. So stop asking.

Update No. 2: I forgot to link to the AL West edition, it's here. There's a good chance we'll have midseason reports on the other divisions up by the end of the season. If not check back in the offseason, or perhaps next season.
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Baseball in the Daytime: 8-07-08

Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to another fine installment of "Baseball in the Daytime," where we tell you what's going on, then remind you of how good a job we do. Or is it the other way around? Either way, four contests to preview today, and they're all of the NL variety. And of course, by "NL variety," I mean they blow. But that's cool. We throw Cubs fans and Dodger fans the occasional bone. Dogs gotta eat, too, right? But enough about that. Let's jump ahead to the start times associated with contest locales.

The Fathers of Saint David @ The Metropolitans of the Less-Old York, 11:10 (Central): The home-team sends 9-7 Johan Santana to the hill today, where his foe will be Josh Banks. The Mets are currently three games back in the Central, and the Pads are, um, nowhere close to contending for much in the worst division in baseball. Over on XM Radio, catch this tilt at approximately channel 187. DirecTV has it on 722. Either way, Santana looks for career win 103, while Banks looks to even his 3-4 record.

Steaky Fish Associated with Blue @ Made-up Mascot Word from Pennsylvania, 12:05: The league-leaders in the East hope to further separate the distance between themselves and the team that chases them. Philly ace Cole Hamels gets the nod today; his counterpart is Chris Volstad. Hamels hasn't logged a victory in over a month, while the Florida rookie seeks win number three. One eighty-six is your magic XM number; it's 723 Marlins-style on DirecTV, but one channel higher if you seek the Phils' feed.

New Squad That Employs Manny Without Paying Him @ Redbirds of Missouri, 1:15: Clayton Kershaw will be on the hill at Busch today when this tilt kicks off; the lower halves of innings will feature Kyle Lohse. Both clubs are stuck in chase mode right now, as Humberto's Boys continue to battle Arizona, while the Cards have their work cut out for them with the Cubs and Brewers not being interested in losing. Catch this number at 188 on XM, or your choice of Dodgers feed (725) versus Cardinals feed (726) on the DirecTizzle.

Primary Cities of States and/or Nations @ The Largest North American Mountain Range, 2:05: Our last afternoon game of the day pits Jason Bergman against Jeff Francis in the first half of a double-header. The righty Bergman aims for win number two in nine decisions, while the Rockies' lefty comes in at 3-7/5.67. Translation: neither guy is very good. Colorado sits seven and-a-half back of 'Zona right now, and well, the Capitals are a towering 20 behind Philly. Ouch. This game will be broadcast on XM 185, and DirecTV displays it 727-style. Odalis Perez and Ubaldo Jimenez grip the seams in the second feature.

That's it for today. Enjoy these barn burners, or make like the rest of the baseball world, and pay attention this evening when there's some American League ball going on. You know, the stuff that matters. Fair ball!
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