Wednesday, May 20, 2009

We Are Hot Chicks Wednesday: The Bandwagon


Hey, more photos of young women in various states of undress! And a picture of Gary Coleman! How else would you have known that today was Wednesday? Your desk calendar? That thing ain't gots no near-nudity and you know it.

In honor of our recently resurfaced foil The Lone Reader, this post is all about grabbing onto the coattails of success, shame or logic be damned.

Well...not really, I guess, but I had to have something in the title. You know the drill. Flesh follows jump.



This girl is evidently named "Meet Madden"? Or maybe that's just her website. In any case, here she is, you've met.



This young lady, who may or may not be studying nursing (or housecleaning?), is named Karla Spice. We may have just fallen off the turnip truck, but something tells us that isn't what her mom calls her.



For an entirely different--and in the opinion of this kid, seriously awesome--look, here's Radeo Suicide. She's from Ohio and is into "you" and not into "weak handshakes." I'm not sure if that's some sort of code.



And Lucy Pinder, just because.



This young lady is named Cari Faust. If *that* is a stage name, it needs work.



Whereas we assume that Olivia Wilde long ago ditched the given monicker.



This is a photo of Alicia Whitten. It may be just me, but this lass looks like she has a large, jealous boyfriend in County.



Olivia Munn is on a TV show, I guess, on something called the G4 Network. I don't even know where to look for that. Most important, though, is the fact that we have now shown two gals named Olivia.



Another in the "hasn't found a good fake name so mom doesn't find out what she's really doing in Hollywood" category is Mary Piemonte.



Jaclyn Denise may like swimming, but that suit isn't very practical.



And here is a random photo of some girl's butt.



I've asked it before, but how does the Administrator maintain a theme throughout these? Here's a girl named Ashalee Albar. Notice the extra a in Ashlee.



What is truly sad is when a young model can't even afford a last name, stage or no--we introduce Vickie 6.



To finish off, I'd just like to say, God Bless Brazil and Andressa Soares.


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

PLEASE GET MY PICTURE OFF OF HERE! THIS IS CARI FAUST AND YOU NEVER ASKED FOR MY PERMISSION TO USE THIS PHOTO OORRRRRRR MY PHOTOGRAPHER'S PERMISSION. I WILL BE CONTACTING THE PHOTOGRAPHER WHO HAS COPYRIGHT RIGHTS TO THIS PHOTO!! PLEASE GET IT DOWN NOW!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

P.S. CARI FAUST is my REAL name doll...not a stupid stage name! So you need some work in getting common sense!