Sunday, April 20, 2008

Inner Workings Of Top Sports Blog Revealed!

We get many e-mails from readers, wondering just how much cash we make. It's understandable, the salaries of athletes are published in the newspaper, shouldn't the journalists and scumbag bloggers that cover them be subject to the same transparency? Of course. Here is the breakdown of our compensation:

Bankmeister: $0

Old No. 7: $1.16 in Amazon revenue (make sure you buy your used copy of Moneyball here!, -$6250 from failed t-shirt venture (all sizes still available!)

Cecil: $838,000

Cecil certainly brings in the benjamins, albeit in an unconventional fashion:

Cecil asked Strianse what he meant by “To the stars,” and the attorney replied, “Tennessee Titans players, you would set them up with ounce quantities of high-quality hydroponic?”

Cecil then replied, “Yes, sir.”

Cecil also confirmed in questioning that he was “pinching out” seven grams of each ounce and selling it to the players as a full ounce with the Titans players unaware of being shortchanged.


I sure hope LenDale doesn't weigh his shit, or someone's gonna get a beatdown.

Thanks to KSK and the Mighty MJD for the tip.

3 comments:

Cecil said...

I know. 7 grams? That's not a pinch, that's a Texas Titty Twister applied with both hands.

Over/under on # of customers on the team? I say 12 to start. Thoughts?

Unknown said...

Great post, I always knew Cecil was a Schiester. Good thing Humberto never caught him "pinching out".

old no. 7 said...

Does Pac-Man count? If so, I'll take the over.