Father Time and His Wound-Healing (sort of) Ways
I've had the better part of a day and-a-half to lick my dastardly wounds from the heretofore unmentioned drubbing. The wife and I have travelled far from the site of said debacle and plan on attending a contest of another sort this evening. It's the sort we like to call hockey. The sport has gone wholly unnoticed on the HoG this season, and, what with my alleged "team" de football sucking six ways from Sunday, it's time to ante up and talk some sticks and pucks.
Naturally, this will thrill the Waveland22s and the Rustoleums of the world. Heck, even the Cecils and the Sevens will be aroused by it. But more on that later. THe wife and I are headed out to maim the weak and the young here in the Louis of Saint. Just wait, though. I've got lots of hockey up my sleeve. Hockey that I'll get to once I'm done with the complete, unabridged "Remove Herman From My Live Forever" thesis. It's coming. And it's a doozy.
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typo alert: Should read "Remove Herman From My Liver Forever"
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The story is not as simple as that...herr bank and company. Here in old happy, icy and 4-9 KC; the unwashed masses are starting to be heard.
Season ticket holders bailing. Jared Allen (not so subtly) talking shit on his team and organization. King Carl beginning one of the most brutal, "keep Carl" PR campaigns in recent memory. Its gonna be an exciting, at least, December in ole' KC.
More simply, we may be fully rid of the "old guard". Carl, Herm, fat Bob Gretz and everyone else that thinks the Chiefs are gonna beat the Vikes in Super Bowl III, this January.
That ole' coot Jack Harry and his pervert buddy , Kietzman(god bless 'em) are instructing all correspondence to be sent "personal and confidential" to Clark Hunt. Why, you ask? Cuz old King Carl has been opening it all and throwing the unlikeable mail (hint: all of it) away. Apparently hate mail and fine wine are not a good mix.
Bank, be carefull in ,easily the worst town along I-70's midwest corridor.
DKC
Remove Herm from Mike Slive permanently.
Sorry. Should've read "Matresculate Herm from our collective livers forever.
Inside joke alert: Reunited nerds from seldom read college newspapers, don't gather a lot of page views.
Especially when a certain verb (begins with M) is overused and annagramed with all of its unfortunate cohabitors of the sentence.
tony romo
Reunited and it feels so neeerrrrrd....
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