Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Taco Theory

One last note before this game starts: The team that wins the Series will dominate the tacos. Let me explain. Taco Bell is giving America a free taco for the first stolen base in the World Series. And the running game is the easiest way for Colorado to even the offensive playing field.

Think about it: Varitek doesn't throw anyone out anymore, Beckett doesn't hold anyone on, and Dice-K struggles out of the stretch. If Tavares, Matsui and even Spilborghs can get on, they can run. And if they run, they can score. And if they score, they can win.

Watch the tacos.

2 comments:

rustoleum said...

At least they scored.

Cecil said...

The best comment of the night came courtesy of noted shitty d-bag Joe Buck: "Torrealba will be attempting to deny America tacos."

That, to me, is really what this series is about: fixing our national problem with obesity. If anyone throws a runner out from left field tonight, Jenny Craig will send everyone in America a low-cal fruit bar.