Tuesday, August 7, 2007

More Peter


Peter King, in between triple ice mocha caramel grande lattes, wrote about a week ago that the Colts were going to be fine, just fine, after losing Manning's blind-side protection to retirement. Bah, said Peter. Left tackle? Whatevs, bra. They've got noted line coach Howard Mudd! And rookie Tony Ugoh!



Left tackle for the league's most prolific passing attack=no big deal. But today he wrote that that same team suffered a crushing blow because they lost Anthony "Booger" McFarland.

But the defending champs' D was suspect all year, even after McFarland arrived. He was their best run stopper, true, but was he more important than Tarik Glenn?

King makes it up as he goes along. He picks favorites based on the gurglings of his lower intestine. Invariably he talks some potential 7-9 team up, tells everyone to draft their quarterback early in their fantasy leagues (coughcoughDannyWuerffelcough), and then plays innocent during the season. He also once stole a baseball from a little kid at a spring training game.

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